Defining Qualities of LezBromeo and other LezBros: 'Has a PLAN if a zombie or other apocalypse occurs. Shares this plan in detail. Because well, you need to know.' ANNND He has a 'signature look' that signals there is danger and 'we're going out blazing.' This way you know to suit up, because you don't want to miss the action! 'Takes you out for shots when...
I love my wife. That is, of course, I love Sydney. Sydney's wonderful, she's amazing, you know Sydney. But Rosalyn, my ex-wife—okay, I love her too. What can I say, the heart's not one of those computer-machines that just boops and beeps. It sings, it makes its own music, and I never quite could stop seeing all the great things about Rosalyn I fell in love w...
As we left this story at the end of Part I, Jeff and his wife Shannon had made love for the first time in over five years. She had unveiled several surprises, clit ring nipple rings, a new cherry, a tattoo and a rebuilt pussy. But her biggest surprise was when Jeff came out of the bathroom to be greeted by his wife and her female lover. They convince Jeff to...
The Glamazon Beth Phoenix should be fake balls deep in some diva slut's ass right now, or at least have one of her bitches eating out her pussy or ass. Maybe one dyke whore licking her pussy while another passionately tongued her ass hole while the rest of the WWE diva's roster presented their asses to The Glamazon, Beth slowly making up her mind which of he...
Yeah, I get this shit all the time, like, "You must be a guy" or "You must be a lesbian" so I posted this little thing, and if you've already seen it, sorry. The problem is that most of you guys haven't come across any Y2K girls yet. I'm Gen X.5, and wait 'til you see Gen XI. You think *I'm* badd? You ain't seen NOTHIN! I teach them skating, they are like el...
Night was falling on the small town. Kendra and Mariana were both stumbling back to their dorm. The women attended the small town’s local college. It being a Friday, in true college form there were parties to be had and clubs to hop and the pair had been partying for hours and were quite inebriated. As they stumbled down the darkened street, the spotted one...
Big Tits Sex Therapist Gets a Warm Reception Part 2 Copyright © 2013 Charlie the Wanking Wanker and Kingswoman Written by Charlie the Wanking Wanker. Voiced by Kingswoman. Her client Charlie has had to go to hospital with a severe case of wanker's cramp and has cancelled his appointment. Will poor Luce Alltits be left to her own devices this afternoon af...
Chapter 5 The Usual Suspects Lauren stood up, left the room, and came back a minute later with a bottle of water she sat down on the table in front of Shane. Shane looked up at her. "Thanks," she mumbled. "You okay?" Shane nodded. "She didn't do it." "No, she didn't." "Niki confessed?" "Yep." "Nobody told me." "No." "We all thought-" "You thought w...
As Salam Alaikum, people. My name is Shaima Nadir and I'm a young Muslim woman of Saudi Arabian and Somali descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I studied business administration at the University of Ottawa, and lately, life has been alright. I got a cushy job working for the Canadian government, and my parents, Ali and Amina Nadir are fiercely prou...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...