Blake Lively looked over at her middle aged boyfriend, Leonardo Dicaprio as he stuffed his face with his double cheese burger. Sure he's a movie star that makes millions of dollars per film and he's considering marrying the twenty-three year old blonde but he disgusted her. He's fat, hairy, old, and drinks like a fish. She hated it when they fucked on Wedn...
Author's note: warning, sarcasm ahead. Do not read if you are easily offended by stories that do not take themselves, or anything else, seriously. Written with the intent of getting as many Lit categories in one story as possible. — It was a brilliant day in Brilliantville, and Joe the Pirate sprawled out on his quilt, which happened to be made of various...
IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
"Hey baby I'm home" you said as you walked into you apartment. The building wasnt much, just an old converted motel that you and your girlfriend Kay had scraped enough money together from your menial, part time jobs to afford. "Hey babe I'm in the shower" you hear coming from the bathroom on the back. "I'll be out in a sec" You...
Charlotte - Elise - Robert: In Between Days... CHAPTER ONE: Nick's First Night in The City "Wait, wait, wait...so...the lesbian is the size queen in your little troop?" Nick asks. "Um..." Charlotte replies. "Yeah, definitely!" Elise laughs, thumb pointed directly at Charlotte, before holding her hands an exaggerated distance apart. "She likes them to be...
The knock at the door woke me up from my slumber at exactly 6:45 am, Eastern Daylight Time (don't even get me started on how much I despise Daylight Savings). I struggled to get to my feet, having drunk more than a few spirits and also fucked my way through quite a few people the day before. It was nice, but it's good to have a chance to sleep such a maratho...
WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the video games, characters, developers etc depicted within. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence. Fea...
NIGHT –EXTERIOR The theme music fades and the still photo of the Conner house establishes that the porch light is off. CUT TO – INTERIOR –LIVING ROOM The house is dark but the television is on. The set is throwing out a bluish light on the worn couch but there is no sound. ROSEANNE CONNER, wife, mother and restaurant owner, emerges from the basement/her wr...
Sarah paces back and forth, inspecting the row of naked sluts. Sarah is also nude, but for a pair of fuck-me heels and red fishnet stockings, with her golden movie-star hair pulled up in a straight, arching ponytail. She approaches Eve, who has her small tits pressed against the full-wall window. Sarah grabs Eve's quivering, juicy ass cheeks with both hands...
Defining Qualities of LezBromeo and other LezBros: 'Has a PLAN if a zombie or other apocalypse occurs. Shares this plan in detail. Because well, you need to know.' ANNND He has a 'signature look' that signals there is danger and 'we're going out blazing.' This way you know to suit up, because you don't want to miss the action! 'Takes you out for shots when...