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The Neoprene Demon

by DZiegler on Sep 23, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 0.1: Our Only Hope "Dave! Jaime's fried! Her entire power subsystem is burnt to shit! She can't keep operating." Keith blurted out, his voice shaking with anxiety. "It's a miracle her auxiliary battery stayed intact long enough for her to make it out of that hot tub and back to her room!" Dave nervously rubbed his hands over his eyes and responded,...

Detention

by SEAKEG on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Last night I had this crazy dream that I was in prison and you were there. It was actually you and me and everyone we ever met. We were all in prison together. The prison wasn't like a normal prison. It was more like a giant kindergarten. Every other wall in the common areas were painted a vibrant indigo or Halloween orange. Cells were a solid robin's egg...

My Wife Sucks

by Adanaliyik on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

During our first year of marriage, my wife and I had what you'd call a normal sex life. For us that meant that 3 or 4 times a week, I'd eat her pussy to get her warmed up, then we'd fuck and fall asleep in each other's arms. And we didn't need more than that, because we both enjoyed what we were doing together. Then, after our son was born, something happene...

Ghosts Ch. 08

by zombiegirl28 on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I was not, in fact, certain that the esterwine wouldn't affect my ability to load the dishwasher, and if it was anything like the vampire-strength brand, it definitely would. So I cleaned up the kitchen, reminded again of how very naked I was under my loose robe when a droplet of water flicked onto my neck and began to slide unimpeded down my chest. I cinche...

the possessing machine

by jacknguyen on Apr 22, 2025

Mark Tatsumo is a half japanese half american guy who has just moved to the states to enter college. Mark himself is a computer genius but rather shy in social life, he has a huge crush on a dark brown girl named Sophia, who's also his classmate. He has long decided that he'll confess his true feeling to her on a good day, but that day ended terribly as he w...

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Wild Warping Weed

by NothingsHere on Apr 22, 2025

You watch as your good buddy, a scruffy jock in his mid-20s like you, takes another hit off the joint before handing it back. He grew a cannabis plant himself, dried and cured the flower, and brought some to taste it with you now for the first time, like the nice guy he is. As he does, everything around him and the **** begins to melt and warp. Your watery,...

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Lazerslutz Ch. 01: Intro

by WhoCaresWhatMyNameIs on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is just the intro. More lewd scenes to follow. Please let me know what you think! And to anyone that likes my "Finch Luxury Apartments" story, don't worry, I'm still doing that series too :) ***** Lazecon Inc., Earth, 2147, 17:32 Clark sat quietly in the highrise corporate building, twiddling his thumbs after taking a seat at one end of the elongate...

Forward to the Stars Ch. 05

by Kansascript on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Okay so I didn't ask on the last chapter, if you've got constructive comments let me know. This chapter or previous ones just let me know to which you are referring to. ********** 'Also DON'T allow Micheal to touch Brianna, and DON'T allow him near her bed...' Why did I tell Tina that? Brian wondered after he had deactivated the communicator. Oh well, he c...

Money Buys Happiness Ch. 02

by Snowman77 on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

As he told each of them, he came back in an hour. None of the women wanted to cooperate at all. The hours grew into the night and Marek said goodnight to them and went upstairs to sleep. The next morning he awoke with a massive erection that made his eleven inch cock seem to be bigger. It seemed even fatter than the four inches it was thick. He decided to ha...

Big Dick Diplomacy

by CJMcCormick on Jun 1, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: This is something that I've had swimming around my head for a few months now, and it got to the point that I just had to get it out. Initially, I had an idea for a big series, but I knew taking on politics could be a very delicate subject, even if this work is a bit silly. That's why with this story, I'm going to walk a middle ground so it doe...