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WWOA 01: Karaoke Okey Dokes

by MightyPuff on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

WWOA: Wild World Of Alexis. This came out a bit longer than I had planned--due to background to make this a several part series. Also, in this Chapter, sex is only at the end. Thanks. * Ever since Hurricane Katrina (dat beeeeeyoooootccch!), I've become a bit of a recluse. She stole a lot of dat joie de vivre from me that we folks from down in south Louisia...

Me, Tina, Maggie and Lillian

by mikegarza335 on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

This happened a little over ten years ago when I was in my mid twenties, so I apologize if I romanticized the memory of this great sexual experience. I pulled a Lord Byron for the first couple of paragraphs... After some shots of ripple, I began to flick her nipple. I started to kiss her, As she let out a soft whisper, With a timid giggle, She said she wan...

Words of the Week 05

by velvetpie on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Whenever I read, I keep a pencil handy and I underline words that I don’t know and dog ear the page so that I can go back and look them up in the dictionary. I have always been interested in etymology and even took Latin for three years. I hope that these words can help all of us in our writings. Be sure to check out your dictionary for additional usages of...

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

by Mudak on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 1 Melody fidgeted anxiously in her seat. She looked back and forth between the comlink processor in her lap, the podium, and the other reporters seated around her. She smiled at the guy sitting to her right. "I've never been part of a Presidential press conference before. I'm Melody. Just graduated from school last year and I'm already here covering...

Can I Give You a Hand? Ch. 03

by pietro108 on Sep 26, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Tim meets Mary and friends Tim didn't wank much anymore these days. His first real sex experience with Liz made him realise what a lonely, mostly unsatisfying pastime wanking really was. Well, ok, it's not bad if that's all you have. But Tim had taken a bite of the apple and now he was interested in the whole tree! He had realised that sex was sex and as lo...

Carbon Pink

by HighGrove on Apr 22, 2025

*BZZT* -at? What do you mean, I gotta do the fucking orientation? Get that slacker Dabe to do it! He's what? He's dead? Ugh, that guy always has an excuse. Shareholders Above, fuckin'...whatever. The static flickers, and the grumbling audio is joined by the image of a grumbling elf dressed in a snug labcoat and and entirely **** smile. He barely bothers to c...

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Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

Chocolate Milk

by StoneAngel on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

He walked in on a disaster. There was chocolate sauce everywhere. She sat in the middle of the mess giggling like a fiend, shirt pulled up, big breasts out of her bra, chocolate dripping off the nipples. She had a glass of milk in front of her and that seemed to be the only place in the room the chocolate did not go despite the spoon still in it, theoretical...

Fun On The Jersey Shore

by The Legend on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

Hey, how you doin’? My name’s Tommy! I got off work three minutes ago, and now its time to go to this new club called “Merge” with my boys Antoine and Joey. I got home, got all cleaned up, and got my gear together. Can’t skip on the Don Corleone! We all got in the car and rode over to Merge, just 20 minutes down from our crib. We got to the front door an...