Tuesday, August 4th, 2020 Parent-teacher nights at Sofia Vergara's Summer School for Girls were always a sight to behold. Such evenings at more traditional schools generally made for a rather drab affair, and while crowning moments of such events might include a balding, divorcee English teacher questioning a dumpy housewife about their daughter's choice of...
I'm worth a million in prizes With my torture film Drive a G.T.O. Wear a uniform All on a government loan - Iggy Pop, "Lust For Life" I. Winter in Hong Kong. Me, a starving writer stuck in the middle of a project that I couldn't seem to push through. Rent needing to be paid, yesterday. My faceless boss—some anonymous email account and a random ad tha...
WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the characters, video games, franchises, historical events etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic...
Carrie Underwood crossed the luxury penthouse suite and opened the door. Stood patiently in the hallway were six young African Americans; each one bigger, burlier and blacker than the last. Some wore tight white tank tops, others sported Memphis Grizzlies jerseys; the sleeveless garments showing off their impressive bulk and considerable musculature. Bicep...
The idea for this came from a few different sources. First, I read a woman's complaint that a certain shirt she likes gets her "eye-fucked" so much that she needs birth control. It left me thinking it would be interesting if a man actually COULD eye-fuck women - line of sight, TV, photos, whatever. And the other day, I was making fun of a certain movie serie...
WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the characters, video games, franchises, historical events etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic...
"Thanks for watching, guys!" said Kiernan Shipka. "I hope you learned something new about us," added Isabela Merced, the gorgeous young starlets singing off in tandem having just tackled the WIRED Autocomplete Interview- a popular series in which the biggest names in entertainment answer the most searched questions on the World Wide Web. An expensive, tr...
This is the story of our experiences in saunas and spas in Switzerland and Germany. It's a multi-part story based on true events. If you're looking for quick and hard sex look elsewhere! ***** It was June, all the family visits were behind us and we looked forward to visiting our favourite spas without having to worry about introducing newbies! We tried to...
Monday, June 1st, 2020 Loud, orgasmic cries carried through the halls of Sofia Vergara Summer School for Girls' student dormitories; the impassioned coos, as they did every term-time evening, providing campus security with enough jerk off material to spank themselves into a coma. The student dorms at SVSSG were much like those at any other academic institu...
The bright spotlights flared to life; illuminating the gaudy and somewhat dated 70's style game show set that filled the stage of a bustling TV studio. Multicoloured lights lined every step, wall and surface; the bright bulbs blinking and flashing to such a degree they'd have epileptics across the land going into shock at the drop of a hat. A tacky, badly c...