Devised by: Calibur009 Written by: DarkSwordsman Men took to their couches across the United States and beyond, boxes of tissues stacked halfway to the ceiling as they settled in for the pilot episode of a highly anticipated new television game show. Helmed by Perv Griffin, the mastermind behind the masturbation coma-inducing series Wheel of Porntune, this...
Chapter 12: Back to the Future So I managed not to attack the gear shift, all the way to the mall. It was shaping up to be a busy day. At dawn I woke up to find Max waiting on my doorstep, with Adele limp in his arms. She was seriously fucked-up with Raggedy Anne, the dummy (literally, just then), so he left her with me to babysit. I had my own ideas about...
It only takes a few glances of her stunning body to become a fan of Sylvia Saint. She is a traffic stopper. She is a Czechoslovakian case of C-4 on two shapely legs, and as beautiful as she is to look at, to see her in hardcore action is even more amazing. I must have her. This is no joke. I am thinking of making “Have sex with Sylvia Saint” my number one re...
Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...
(B-Pit, Japan) As he entered into the Familiar Bey Pit, a More Mature, More Pragmatic, and More Learned Person, he saw how much Madoka had Changed as the last he'd seen her they were Small School Children. He still wasn't certain if he wanted to Enter the Beyblade World Tournament, because in all Likelihood Madoka's New Friends would and they'd make the Team...
Jamie met Lil on the boardwalk at the beach in town. Each of them was unaware of the other until that special day. Jamie sat on the sand with her feet barely touching the waterside. Lil had been jogging for about a half-hour. She was in her own world that is until she saw the back of Jamie's buttocks. That definitely caught her attention. It was protruding o...
She walk by the bed briskly, as she turned her head and saw "Lil Bunny." Lil Bunny was just sitting there with his usual smile, among the furry friends section of the bedroom. His long ears and whiskered nose, in his poised, upright sitting position. As if he was saying, "Play with me." She smiled, went over and picked the pink bunny up. Curled it into her...
"Hello?" The unexpected phone call in the night felt like part of Carol's dream. It had been a good dream, but the fragments of it that were left in her mind disappeared; the reality of what was happening wakened her to life at its most difficult. The phone call was short; when it ended she turned to her husband, Alan, himself waking from a dream, lying ne...
As I take my boots off and place them by the stairs. I can hear you reach the bedroom. “Lil One, are you ok?” you ask. “Yeah, but can you scratch my back?” she murmurs. As I walk up the stairs I grab the butt plug. Once I reach the doorway I laugh. The sight of Lil One tied to the bed, with her back arched up and you scratching it, is comical. As the s...
Greetings everyone. I was asked if I ever wrote stories for a fan. Well, I had to say no, but was willing to try. I started the story and sent it to the fan and she loved it. Then she decided to help me write about her. This is her fantasy as she has described to me about what she wants in life. Between the 2 of us, we have made a very interesting story. T...