Ted Moseby was pretty happy in life. He and Robin were dating, and things we're going well. His best friends Marshall and Lily were back together, and just as happy as ever. The only person not happy with this was Barney, who was annoyed at the Couples never wanting to go out and be 'legendary', and instead just be boring and watch TV. Ted, Robin, Marshall...
The gang was at MacLarens like always. It was the Saturday after Ted had nailed Robin, but after that he hadn't had much sexual contact. Him and Robin talked a little about the sex after it happened. They both agreed that they should not get back together, but having some great, friendly, hard sex often is good for you. Ted, however, did not get anymore se...
[I got carried away and the chapter is getting quite long. So I decided to put the rest of it in a new one. Sadly, this chapter does not have any sex in it. The next one is fast moving along and will be out soon (less than a week). I promise that I will make up for all the carnal action this one is missing. I also would like to introduce you to the characte...
Deep in a hidden lab off the grid where only a few knew of its existence a group of scientists are studying something they didn't even think existed until now. For centuries there have been legends and rumors of these creatures that were believed to be only myth, but now locked in a protective cell was a real life Succubus and they wanted to learn everything...
When the long-standing tradition of an Olympic fire was reintroduced during the 1928 Summer Olympics, an employee of the Electric Utility of Amsterdam lit the first modern Olympic flame in the Marathon Tower of the Olympic Stadium in Amsterdam. Ever since, the Olympic flame has been part of the Summer Olympics. Meanwhile, the sight of Abraham Reynolds bei...
Just a little parody I did for fun. Day of launch April 11 – NASA Mission Control Center, Houston "Looks like Mr. Kranz has pulled out the old needle and thread again," some of the flight controllers muttered, as a large white package landed on the flight director's desk. "The last one looks like she'd bought it from a gypsy." "Ah well you can't argue wi...
Celebrity Space Camp I: The Ties That Bynes For the life of me, I cannot remember the last time I went about my day without a nutritious breakfast in my stomach. It seemed sacrilegious—downright criminal perhaps—but on June 19th, 2006, I had very good reason to skip out on the most important meal of the day. By orders of Senior Aeronautical Commandeer Henry...
This was all so new to Melissa, she held my hand in a vice like grip and kept looking at me as we took the short stroll to Jenny's house. She had always been Bi curious and kept it to herself for the longest time until recently. We sat discussing sex one day and what we both liked, seems Melissa had always been mildly interested in what it would be like to m...
Lily woke up to her friend hovering over her. She screamed, Matt Jumped back. "What the hell Matt?" asked Lily. Then she looked at him he was holding a small cupcake with a candle in it. "I wanted to give this to you and say happy 21st birthday." he answered. "So scaring me have to death accomplished that?" "Of course not, it was a benefit." Lily shoo...
Roger: "Good evening and welcome to the first Sexual Athletics final of the 2024 Rio de Janeiro Olympics – the much anticipated Team Freestyle competition. My name is Roger Codger and I'm here today with Lily "The Vacuum" Love, the British double silver medallist in the Individual Technique and Double Volume Fellatio events from the Bangkok Olympics, four ye...