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Philip Banks woke up slowly, to a headache, and a sound of his children laughing playfully. He opened his eyes, and saw his two young children, Jane and Michael, who were watching lights flying around the room. He looked around more, and saw a beautiful, naked girl, who seems to be directing the colourful lights with her hands. "What...what's going on?" Phi...
Not only did I not wake up in my dream where I'd left off the night before, I woke up a little disoriented from the phone ringing. "Hello," I said, answering in hopes of stopping the annoying noise it was making. "Wake up call, Mr. Thomas. It's 7AM. Is there anything we can get you?" The sexy female voice on the other end of the phone was eager to please,...
IN THE BEGINNING The city limits were perhaps thirty miles away and rain clouds loomed behind him as Matt Weaver picked up his walking pace although aware he couldn't outpace a wind-driven rain. Matt figured it was better to get soaked later than sooner. He heard a vehicle slowing. It could be the cops. The highway was pretty deserted because it was not qu...
By allforall Edited by techsan, thankyou, all mistakes by me * Roger's Story Maybe I should explain myself. I am Roger Evans, married to Nancy and work at Genius Computer Solutions. Oh, that doesn't help? Then let me throw some detail on your fire and see if that heats your knowledge up. Three years ago I graduated from Edison Community College with a de...
In the office of Police Chief Kurt Crewe, his telephone rings idly nearby. Crewe, sitting in his leather recliner, picks the phone from its cradle at the third ring. Crewe hoists the phone to his ear and speaks. "Hello," Crewe begins. "This is Police Chief Kurt Crewe. How may I be of assistance?" "Cut the crap with the formalities," the caller yells. "I ca...
Jack dressed for work; green scrubs, white sneakers, pager, wallet, watch, stethoscope. His cell phone had gone missing and he looked behind the dresser in case it fell down there, in the top drawer, under the bed. Trying a new tack he lifted the land line phone to dial his cell but instead of a dial tone he heard Liz talking. "We can close the GSC deal th...
Thanks to everyone for their feedback on the previous chapters, with a special thank-you to my real-life editor. Remaining errors, if any, are mine. Reading the chapters of this story in order is highly recommended. All geek culture references are properties of their original copyright holders. ***** Michael Thomas Evans looked at himself in the mirror. It...
Chapter 11 Life went on for another three weeks. I got round to advertising for a tenant to fill Harry's room without much hope of many replies, but was surprised when Annette Furlong applied. She was a medical student and came from a fairly wealthy family. The residents were impressed with her and she moved in on the 1st of September. It was Thursday 22n...
I felt like some kind of pervert, stalking my wife. It was depressing that I had to resort to such measures, but it had to end sometime. For the last few weeks, I knew that something was going on. I didn't want it to be true. I didn't want to find out, but I had to. Sherry, my wife of eight years was showing all the signs of infidelity. All the little thing...