Note: "This writer does not mean to imply that just because you are fat, old, short, and/or ugly that you are not popular, hot, and/or do not have love in your life. Except for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, who are just idiots, we are all uniquely different and special individuals." * There was something in the air that night as Wendy drifted off to slee...
A letter from the unemployed to Santa Claus hoping for a job. Dearest Santa Claus, I'm sorry, Santa. Maybe I asked you for too much last year, when I asked you for what I'm asking you for again this year. Since I didn't receive what I asked for last year, by asking you for the same thing again, I was hoping to receive it this year. Maybe I was expecting to...
Ten months later Twelve pairs of eyes intently followed his movements as the Public Defender hefted Exhibit #24, a flat-bladed Bowie knife, its serrated edge sharp enough to slice through a sheet of paper. His fingers lifted it with reverence, his eyes focused on its shiny, silver shape. "The Prosecution wants you to believe that Dennis Kennedy used this k...
It's back. So you could say I'm an ass for pulling off all the stories, and you may be correct. Circumstances were different at the time. Anyway, I'm reuploading everything! Will there be new content? I don't know. Enjoy! *** A year or so back, Curvoma was first being developed. Given the nature of the drug it was most likely not to be tested on animals...
1: Lacey 2003 Working on the film crew for "Mean Girls" was one giant blur. So much so that I can't quite remember why I was relaxing one day in the wardrobe room. But I was sitting behind a few clothing racks during my break, trying to enjoy the solitude, until someone interrupted. I could see the gossip queen of the Plastics, Gretchen Weiners – a.k.a. a...
This one was requested by...another anonymous individual. So, what do we have? The usual: celebs, futanari, and sex. Everyone is over 18 and celebs don't act like this. Comments and feedback are welcome. *** No Sex in the Pool. That's what the sign said. Why it said that Charlotte didn't know. The busty blonde lazily paddled her laps around the pool. The...
Step by step instructions on how men can finally have a happy Christmas This story is for men. If you do not have a penis, be forewarned that this story is not for you. This story is about men and for men. Men only. Unless you are a Tomboy with tits bigger than your IQ and know not only how many quarters (hint) there are in a football game but also how many...
The Pleasure Chest Seekers: Meet Abrianna Paul and his girlfriend Haylie had been dating for three years since they were college freshmen. They really liked each other and have such a good connection. Paul was 5'11 with dark blonde hair and blue green eyes. Haylie's a brunette, 4'10, 100 lbs, and her measurements are 34B-26-38. Despite their difference in a...
(Editor's Note: this is an article about appreciating willing exhibitionists. We do not support invading anyone's privacy. Fantasies are fantasies, but in real life, we advise you to always mind other people's boundaries and your local laws.) * If any of you are voyeurs like me and are those who appreciate exhibitionistic women, then this story is for you....
I had just bought a new car with my trust fund money. A BMW to be exact, a black 650i convertible coupe, to be even more to the point. I had it for about a week or so and we had some hideous rain and mudslides in my town. And driving it around, my car had gotten dirty and nasty and muddy. I really needed to get it washed, but I refused to go to an automatic...