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How To Learn Computers Via Sex Pt. 2

by vic_elor on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! Well, people really liked the first entry in this series. In fact, it's been years since I've gotten so much feedback so fast. With that much encouragement, I figured I'd write another one. Just like before, I'll list out some computer terms an...

How To Learn Computers Via Sex

by vic_elor on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computer...

Disclosures: Selfie Involvement Ch. 03

by Krystal0690 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

"I'm not seeing it," Dolly said looking tired and irritable that I was bombarding her with work concepts at 6:15 at night. "How is this different than any other video on hundreds of other sites?" "It's not what's on video yet. Only part of it. Listen to yourself directing the action with Pierson and the two MILFs." I played the part back where Dolly had sa...

Ten Minutes to Midnight

by Liar on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

They talk about milestones. Those moments that change everything, the solidified and framed memories that you will carry to your grave. Moments that reshape who you are, what you believe in and what you reckon life is all about. They talk about notes that ring, reverberating echoes through the years, new ones blending in with older ones that will never die,...

Tux

by Jaisen on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Betsy finally switched her computer over to Linux. She'd gotten tired of Vista dying on her every week. Drew, her boyfriend, had helped her switch everything over. She sat and did the work, while he prompted her. Betsy was happy and getting use to the new desktop and other little tricks needed. She smiled too, when Drew called her a Penguin head. Tux the pen...

Rough Tongues and Sharp Teeth

by AvayaNox on Sep 13, 2017
NonHuman

Rose It had been a long night; the bar was filled with rancid smoke and lazy bodies. I was clearing one of the tables that had recently given up on staying all night. It seemed that most of the people sitting around, sipping their drinks were staying so long just to torture me. I despised all people who insisted on leaving half of whatever messy meal they w...

Hours

by Starbug360 on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Rommie liked having the night watch: not needing to sleep every night allowed her to have the ship to herself, and there were very few emergencies she couldn't handle on her own. If one came up that she couldn't, it would probably be kinder to let the others meet the end in their sleep. Night watch also gave her the run of the ship without having to explain...

Cyber Encounter

by Dana Gallagher on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Kendal had just gotten out of the shower; she had just come home from the "Steak'n'bake" a greasy spoon diner she worked at part-time. She always took a shower after work because she smelled like the fried lard the cook was always slapping on every thing he cooked. She'd just finished the midterm exam for the tech class she was taking, so she didn't need to...

Sudo Apt-Get Laid

by the_sex_kitten on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Here is your cubicle." He pointed to the little boxed in cube, connected to several others. If I stood facing the next cube, I could see over the dividing walls to my 'neighbor's' desk. Not the most private, especially since I was hoping for an office, but you take what you can get as a newbie. I walk around the 5 by 5 foot space, admiring it's blank walls...

Sheeple Ch. 04

by Jaisen on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

Shifters, strangers, government issued computer programs and chocolate allergies. This chapter continues to set the stage for some action to come. Not exactly world saving, but intrigue... Vote and comment please! I do enjoy hearing from my readers! Jaisen * The school holidays hit faster than Kate expected. Samhain was barely over before Thanksgiving hit...