This story was submitted to the Valentine's Day Contest in 2009, and as you can see from the comments at the end, it received mixed reviews (even ignoring the 'repent you sinner' comments). It's intentionally naughty and I hope the readers enjoy it. Perhaps you'll all get inspired and create lists with your lovers too. * A year ago, on Valentine's Day, bes...
This time of year, I have a lot of lists on my mind. Everyone has their Christmas Wish Lists. Hell, even Santa has a list, two columns, naughty and nice. I personally think there should be a third, nice when naughty, but I digress. I have decided to put together my own little list. Things I want for Christmas, or before Christmas, and, well, after Christmas,...
I made the list of the 250 favorite authors. I didn't know if I should be happy or sad. Last time I checked, I was last on the list, until someone realized their mistake and removed my name from their list of favorite authors and bumped me from the list of 250 favorite authors. Then, when I checked this morning, I was right back on the prestigious list bring...
I should have known the day had something in store for me. It was dull dreary and damp as I made my way from the car park to the Adult Education Centre for my Creative Writing Class. Being the only male I liked to get there early and choose my seat. This was not a strategic place to observe eye candy but more of a defensive position. At 52yrs old I was the...
The fact that it wasn't really my fault (honest - it wasn't) didn't seem to mean a damn thing to my wife. She decided to punish me anyway and in doing so she just may have ended our marriage. I have two problems, neither of which I can do anything about. The first is relatively minor and easily controlled - I can't hold my liquor. I have a low tolerance for...
I wake up the following morning to my regular 8am alarm, for a moment letting the usual wave of boring monotony wash over me. Then I remember last night, my list. The list that was going to change my boring life to the one I so desperately wanted. I get out of bed and go straight to my computer to look over the list again as I can't completely recall what I...
Just want to open up this piece with a little apology for my hiatus from continuing to document my time serving J. Life has just been so busy, and it's tough to find some time to write. Anyway, as you can probably clearly tell by the title of this piece, it is not a part of the Panty Boy Diaries series that I've previously started, and you do not have to hav...
Jonette and I had dated for three years and lived together for two years. About nine months ago we began discussing marriage and our future. I am 31, once divorced and having had several serious relationships and a short marriage, am convinced that Jonette is the one for me. Jonette is a beautiful, bright, warm 26 year old woman of Swedish and German herit...
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It's been a long time since you have seen me, not that you minded, the occasional sign, a bird or flower would bring a smile to your face as you remembered our times together. You look out of your window at the blue sky and the rolling hills and your eyes fall to the Christian retreat on the hill. You drink your tea and your eyes fall to the package that I h...