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Maranara Hospital

by PaladinInBlack on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Tags: MC, MF, GR, HU Synopsis: Stay out of the tunnels of Marinara Hospital. Notes: "My Erotic Fiction". "My" means you cannot post it elsewhere without permission, although I will let you post it, in its entirety, at a free site. "Erotic" means if it is illegal or immoral for you, don't read it. "Fiction" means it ain't real in any sense- all made up (tha...

All Hail the Lizard Queen

by AesopsOtherTales on Oct 19, 2020
Loving Wives

Once again, thanks to sbrooks for a quick turn despite a hectic editing schedule. The problem with being the best is that everyone wants to use your talent. ------------------------------------------------- My story isn't anything new and ground breaking. I didn't catch her fucking ET or a Transformer or anything cool like that. One year we were married...

It was So Easy to Figure It Out

by moreandmore on Mar 13, 2018
Loving Wives

Thanks to all who leave meaningful feedback. I enjoy emailing with you. Hank Williams: "The silence of a falling star, lights up a purple sky, and as I wonder where you are, I'm so lonesome I could cry." + + + Around 11 pm my work cell phone started making its annoying little noise. I had changed the ring tone, for emergency alerts, to that nerve grating...

Anatomy Lesson

by littledirtygirl24 on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

I paced myself up the interminable flights of stairs leading to dorm room 233. I looked down at my small appointment book- Sam Tomkin. So this was the dimwit I'd be tutoring tonight. It's not easy to put yourself through college; I was a babysitter, a tutor, a waitress, and have held just about any job imaginable. Finally I reached my destination. After kn...

Neversink Mountain

by PAPATOAD on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Thanks to the Hip and Knee doctor for editing assistance. There is no sex in this story. Sorry. * It was like waking up from a bad dream, but a little worse. Even though I didn't have a blindfold on, I couldn't see anything. I was all crunched up and lying on my side. My hands were tied together in front of me with something that was cutting into my wrist...

Training Kitty

by Couture on Sep 13, 2017
Illustrated

"Here's to me," Ashley raised her glass. "Yes, here's to you, Ashley." We clinked our glasses together in toast. Ashley had been recruited into a management position, while I was stuck at school finishing up my final two years of my law degree. "And I'll be joining you at the top before you know it." I finished off the rest of the glass of wine, and wince...

Marie the Goth: High School Pt. 01

by andrewdavis on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Marie is an 18-year-old female goth who goes to high school. She is a beautiful, white, pale skinned girl with long, shiny, black hair that went down to her hips, with bangs on the front. She wore piercings on her left ear and one piercing on her right eyebrow. She also wore black lipstick, a black ribbed knit beanie hat, a stud neck band, a black hoodie wit...

Bully in Skirts

by kerchek on Apr 29, 2025

The following story is a work of fiction. All characters in this story are at least 18 years old. Any resemblance to names, places, events, entities and other things are purely coincidental. ===== Freshman year at Lakewood university had just started for Mark, yet he was already sitting in front of the dean's office. Slouching in his seat, he prepared for th...

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Andi's Summer - Day 03

by Gilead39 on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Anxious to look and smell nice for Tony I spent a long time in a Gardena scented bubble bath, brushed my hair for a change rather than running my fingers through it and applied a little blush and lipstick. I tried on and discarded every dress in my closet. On the second round I chose last year's white eyelet mid-thigh length scalloped bodice and hem summer...

Zombies in The White House

by Samuelx on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

My name is George W. Bush. I'm the Forty-Third President of the United States of America. The first openly bigoted dimwit to become Leader of the Free World. I'm also a zombie. In fact, most of the country and the world has been transformed into zombie. What is zombification? Simply put, the process through which a person becomes a zombie. In 2008, the Zombi...