by
DickThePimp
on Jan 28, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FACIAL FUCK PARODY
I've been having a wonderful time running ESPN. I was hired by Disney to revamp the Worldwide Leader In Sports. I already had an idea of the inner workings of the cable giant. I have a couple of fuck buddies here... Linda Cohn and Maria Taylor... and my girlfriend Sarah Spain. I knew what I needed to do, to jack up ra...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
It's a fuck parody... It ain't real
"Why is this bitch here James? You know I hate her. She took my job and she's a puny little twat." Kathie Lee asks me... upset she's sitting mere feet from her arch enemy.
"Puny little twat? Where'd you learn that one grandma?" Kelly... pissed off.
"Why would you wanna fuck her anyway? She's a walking STD advertisemen...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut.
I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...
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Fetish
I've co-authored this story in partnership with sexyslut of Pandora's Secret (not Literotica's sexyslut). Major thanks to Literotica's DiamondStar for her fantastic editing services! This is the first part of what we hope will become a multi-chapter series (that, of course, will be determined by reader response). Happy reading!
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 16, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Depraved Fuck Parody
"Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?"
"Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat."
"Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby."
"FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a sleazy ass freaky fuck parody... It ain't real
"I'm really looking forward to working with you James. I've heard a lot about you. I just want you to know, I will work very hard and be someone you can count on at all times."
"Thank you Michele. The feeling is mutual. I've been a fan of yours for a long time. I know you and I share some similar opi...
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by
I_Love_MILF
on Jan 8, 2019
Mature
My mom, Christina, had been at war with one of her students, Zack, the starting quarterback on the university's football team. The meathead, who was left behind a year, had no trouble getting girls his age...hell, I think half the campus wanted him. Guys were forced to be his friend because if you weren't his friend, he was your bully.
Christina was the law...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 3, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Oh yeahhhhh. Do me good, sweetheart. Sexy man with the big, beautiful cock. Mmmmmmmmm. I'M BETTY FUCKING WHITE, BITCHES!" Gotta love my dear, horny ass friend Betty White. I'm loving her riding... grinding, and bouncing on... my fat dick right about now, for sure. She's an old... no pun intended... friend of the family. My bedroom is rockin with the sweet s...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago.
Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...
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