by
DickThePimp
on Apr 13, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The Playboy Life 01
By : DickThePimp
Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm
"Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls."
We laugh.
"Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though."
We laugh again.
"Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody
Story Theme : My Hot Wives Penny And Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory and I have fucked up freaky fun exploring sexual boundaries
My Mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford)
My wife Penny and I have been married for about a year and a half. It's been a glorious time, full of freaky fucked up fun and sleazy sexual awesomeness. My cock has b...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 5, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My office... Funky Ass Productions... Hollywood...
"Babe... this is a great idea."
"Thanks. Spence loves cosplay so it makes sense."
"Great costume too."
"Yep. The black and gold go well together. Easy access for his cock too... and ass."
"Mmmhmmm. Yum. Very nice. God... his cock is so much bigger now too. Yummy. I may have to try it out for myself."...
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by
DickThePimp
on May 21, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS
PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE
MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC...
I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...
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by
DickThePimp
on May 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : FREAK FUCKING INCEST PARODY... FULL ON SLEAZY ASS PERVERTED HEDONISTIC DEBAUCHERY RUN WILD... IT'S DEPRAVED AND DIRTY TO THE MAX... IT'S FICTION... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT'S FILTHY AS FUCK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS
STORY : AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE FREAKIEST AND HORNIEST FAMILY EVER... MY FUCKED UP SLEAZY SEX FILLED LIFE FOR YOU TO ENJOY... BUCKLE UP....
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
*****
This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody
Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written
I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT
THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?"
"Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass."
"Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well."
"I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine."
"You got it mama. Who is she?"
"Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 25, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Sex And Moonshine Parody
Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California...
Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever."
Everyone erupts into cheers and...
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