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Score Checkers Anonymous

by Rumple Foreskin on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Just before he climbed into his bi-plane and flew away, the great DreamPilot and I knocked out the following piece of pitiful prose in recognition of the mental anguish many otherwise semi-sane writers experience during the last few days of a Literotica contest. Rumple Foreskin == SCORE CHECKERS ANONYMOUS: affecting the afflicted A shadow of despair, des...

How to Analyze Your Scores

by CarlusMagnus on Sep 16, 2017
How To

In order to profit from this note, you must be able to read and use simple algebraic formulae. You might want to have your calculator handy to follow the examples as you read. ************************* It might seem that your Literotica scores don't tell you very much, but there's more in them than meets the eye. You can extract more information from them...

Poon Points

by Spare_Change on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

In the never-ending quest to dispel myths, clear up misconceptions, and, perhaps, to impart some unknown facts about each of the contenders in the battle of the sexes, it is imperative that each understand the other side. For example, women are under the misconception that men sit around the local bar and rate female customers on some supposed 1-10 scale. T...

The Hegelometer

by MatthewVett on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The young, blonde woman smiled at the camera. "Tonight, we have a special treat for all of you at home: the discoverer of the Zeitgeist field and inventor of the Hegelometer. He's also the author of the new book What Your Hegelometric Score Really Means and Secretary of Science and Technology. Please welcome to the show, here to discuss the impact his invent...

Are You a Great Anal Lover?

by celesteandjim on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

As everyone knows, the acceptance of anal sex in popular culture is exploding. I read a restaurant review last week that compared eating a certain dish to having anal sex. Imagine that being printed twenty years ago. Surveys of college women who are sexually active reveal that 24% of them have anal sex at least twice a month. Guess why. Because it feels so g...

How to Survive Survivor: Tracking Scores

by SunrockSin on Sep 1, 2017
How To

The Survivor Contest is one of the more controversial aspects of Literotica with many writers vehemently opposing the contest, many others simply oblivious to it, many interested enough to give it a try and some so vested in the competition they will spend hours arguing over it in the forums. Of the many positive and negative aspects of the game, one of the...

Father Uses Huge Asset Ch. 32

by acdd123 on Sep 26, 2017
Mature

It was three years since Sophie and Bob's wedding day. They had been going out for 4 years prior to that so they knew each other very well before they committed to married life. They were both very committed to their careers and they earnt a lot between them so they had decided to put thoughts of a family on hold until they were married. Sophie had experienc...

Journal Entry

by baubleheadz on Jul 18, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Journal Entry 11-11-2017 I don't know exactly how to explain this, but who else do I tell; I have mixed feelings about all of this so I'm going to tell you the story of my experiences, maybe writing this all down will help me sort it all out. So, Dear Journal, Since I don't write in you often, I'll have to start from the beginning and tell you everythin...

Ultimate Fantasy Football Ch. 01

by erossmantic on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

THE DRAFT Sexual tension grew with each passing week between Steve and Jen. The two worked for the same New York marketing firm. Jen was a three-year veteran in the office; Steve was the newbie, stolen from a competitor two months before. Both were good at what they did, competitive in their work and admirers of the other. While the company discouraged inne...

Scorekeeper Wendy

by badboylax on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Coaching college club lacrosse isn't glamorous. The pay is negligible, the hours are long and you are essentially working for your players who can turn on you and fire you. I made the best of it by creating a few unofficial perks for myself. I asked a few influential parents and alumni to start a stipend fund for me, broke the club sport guidelines and atten...