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Good Neighbors

by Bernie54 on Sep 15, 2017
Fetish

They used to be neighbors. Bernie was in his late fifties, bald, sporting a small beer belly. He was living alone in the apartment beside hers. He always shoveled the snow from their common balcony. Sometimes she would get to her car and he had dug it out of the snow bank. Angie was in her mid twenties, long brown hair, small firm breast and a nice ass on t...

E & I Acres

by Stormbringer on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

"Man, I wish you would tell me your secret." Willie looked up from where he was testing the water supply and grinned at his partner. "I just started lifting, that's all." Bernie didn't believe it for a minute, Willie was taking steroids. The formerly medium sized black man now looked like a heavyweight boxer and the change in his body had occurred in only...

My Hot Wives Penny and Bernadette

by DickThePimp on Dec 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody Story Theme : My Hot Wives Penny And Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory and I have fucked up freaky fun exploring sexual boundaries My Mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) My wife Penny and I have been married for about a year and a half. It's been a glorious time, full of freaky fucked up fun and sleazy sexual awesomeness. My cock has b...

A Remarkable Scouse Lady

by uksnowy on Sep 18, 2017
Mature

"What – me and him on the same show?" asked an incredulous Margie, getting a nod from Bernie Mannel, her long time agent. "Wow! That's cool, he's fucking gorgeous," she gasped, pulling her stockings up and straightening the seams. "You're so crude sometime Margaret," Bernie chuckled, receiving a hung out tongue from the sixty three year old actress at his p...

Wilmington Woman's Club Ch. 07

by Paris Waterman on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 7 Bernie Meets Eddie Boyle It was a rainy Sunday; Bernie was just sitting around the off-campus apartment, watching The A-Team on NBC with George Peppard, and Chicago-born actor Mr. T. with two other girls, Frannie and Meg. Val was out on a date with Joe, and Bernie was more than a little jealous with the knowledge they were getting very serious a...

The Toy Box Ch. 05

by Lothario the Great on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The bathroom was very big, apparently the recipient of another major apartment expansion; the adjoining bedroom was only large enough to hold a single-sized bed and a dresser, with no closet. In the bedroom Ben saw a very large jacuzzi tub and a glass-enclosed shower big enough for at least two. Taggart stepped in the shower, while Bernie peed in the toilet...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 04

by DickThePimp on Nov 27, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a big perverted sleazy ass fuck parody series... It ain't real We finally made it to Big Bear and the campground we were staying at. We rented extra large tents with a good amount of room. Penny and I used one. Howard and Bernadette had one and so did Sheldon and Amy. Sheldon, of course, wouldn't stop bitching about sleeping in a tent. I had forseen...

Thursday Rendezvous'

by Paris Waterman on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

As usual, Bernie arrived before Joe. She went to the window and looked out at the Cape Fear River. Traffic was at a standstill on the bridge. There were plenty of pedestrians strolling along Water Street, many of them going in and out of the Cotton Exchange. Her voyeuristic fetish bubbled to the surface. Maybe I'll give all you little people a thrill and ha...

Girls' Detective Club Ch. 02

by KimKim5 on Apr 23, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 2- The Hunt for Big Dawg continues... With tiny tits and the cleavage of a schoolboy, Laylay decided to use pussy power for her cock hunt. The Filipina gymnast trimmed her skirt so high it barely covered her hoo-hoo. Detective Laylay told her friends she needed to find a guy with big prick... for a science project. Unfortunately all of her friends...

Big Bang Theory Season 06 Ep. 11

by baranbrat on Nov 27, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Author's note: The series continues with this season 6, episode 11. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the i...