Losers Can't Be Choosers Stories

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Prankster

by Paris Waterman on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

Tony and Pruett can probably best be described as a couple of likable louts in their mid-twenties, who haven't grown up. As we join them this particular evening, Pruett, already half-drunk, is about to make one of his infamous prank calls. He signaled for all to be quiet, and because they enjoyed his weird sense of humor, the rest of the beer guzzlers gath...

The Humper Game Pt. 02 Ch. 20

by WilCox49 on Jun 19, 2018
Romance

Author's note: This is, in all its seven parts and their many chapters, one very, very long story. If long stories bother you, I suggest you read something else. No part of this story is written so as to stand on its own. I strongly suggest that you start with the beginning of Part 1 and read sequentially—giving up at any point you choose, of course....

Visitation

by komrad1156 on Sep 11, 2017
Mature

"You know we all get old, Weston. It's nothing to fear," his grandmother told him. "Death, I mean." "I know what you meant, Grandma," he told her. "I'm not afraid to die," she told him. "I am afraid of being alone, though." She reached out her frail hand and took his before saying, "Thanks to you and your mother that's something I've never worried about. I...

Charlie & Miley Ch. 01

by frozenhero1 on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Admiring herself in a large bathroom mirror, Miley decided she didn't look too bad for a woman seven months in. Turning to view her body in profile, she smoothed her hand around the pregnant curve of her belly and smiled fondly thinking of the child within. Her eyes moved to her breasts, once tiny little handfuls that had grown to plush C-cups with swollen a...

Degrees of Separation

by Britease on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

Blimey, I've got two sat there somewhere on the site waiting to be published, and here's another one going in. Sorry no real hard sex --- That's not what I do, just a bit of gentle teasing. Potential happy ending on the books without wishing to give anything away, so those who don't like that, pray move on. I know that doesn't do any good, but you've got to...

On the Beach Ch. 03

by Turbidus on Sep 25, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The fallout from the previous night's festivities continues... Thanks to LarryInSeattle for his editing. Any errors that remain are my own. ***** I gave up on the idea of jerking off. Something was going on with Bill. I realized that this was the first time in my life I was worried about my brother. He'd never gotten in trouble. He had been about the l...

Late Night Call

by netdog on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was sleeping, dreaming some such dream that makes no sense. So the sound of the phone at first was part of it, a ridiculous sound in a ridiculous situation that I can't now remember. I realised it was my phone, a foot away from my head, rattling on the wooden bedside table, seemingly chiming a miniature bell inside it. I picked it up, fumbling at the same...

Women's Conference Surprise

by R. on Sep 13, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

It's been a long day. And boring. These "Ra Ra!" cheerleader-types and their brainwashing presentations were amusing at first (especially coming from the hot cheerleaders with tight business suits, immaculately made up hair, and heaving bosoms), but after 8+ hours of sitting in uncomfortable chairs, broken only by short meal and bathroom breaks, you're wiped...

Sibling Phone Sex

by dirtyjoe69 on Sep 11, 2017
Text With Audio

* * * * * Click Here to listen. (9 min/mp3) * * * * * It was nine at night and I had just gotten out of the shower, my body still wet with beads of fresh water. I was feeling refreshed and looked forward to just relaxing the rest of the night. I was contemplating going on the net to my favorite erotic story site. I had a tingling in my nuts and going on L...

Cheating with My Ex

by ValhallaValkyrie on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It's been months since you broke it off with me for her, the woman you used to date, the one you started dating again while we were together, and now you live with her. I'm still in love with you, I shouldn't put myself in this situation, we're not right for each other but I've missed you. We eat lunch at our favorite spot, then walk around the city, catchin...