Losers Can't Be Choosers Stories

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Intermezzo: Ginny's Revenge

by bondanon on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

This is a shorter story than my others - I've been wondering why some of my stories get quite a lot of hits but few comments or ratings - maybe my readers give up before they get to the end. If that is so, take heart, this one is only a single page. And if you enjoy a particular part of one of the others, but not the whole thing, please take a moment to scro...

Sarah's Findom Day

by shrimpdavid on Aug 24, 2020
Fetish

Sarah stirred awake, feeling the light from the partly opened curtain hit her closed eyelids. Mmmmm. What time was it? Probably way too damn early. Don't look at your phone, she told herself. Go back to sleep. Bound to be earlier than you want it to be. Just don't look at it Sarah. Just try and sleep some more. Sleeeep. She picked up her phone. 6:50. Big c...

RRRing, Ring, Mistress Calling

by lushusboobs on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Part 1: Phone Domination Isn't For Losers As a phone sex Mistress, I hear a lot of excuses as to why people choose not to call ranging from "Why pay when I can get it for free?", "Phone sex is for losers", "I can't get turned on by it." to "I want the real thing, not a fantasy." They are entitled to their opinion, however, I think that many people are close...

Bitter Sweet War

by ChocolateDesires on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman

Hi! First time writing on Literotica so please give constructive criticism! Much thanks and don't be afraid to comment. Mykel sat in front of the many monitors reading various articles. One read: MYSTERIOUS CREATURE SEEN KIDNAPPING A WOMAN, another read: COULD THERE REALLY BE THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT? He shifted rubbing his eyes as the headlin...

A Somali Lesbian at Work

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

Okay, so I was sitting at my favorite computer inside the Carleton University library when I learned from the client liaison officer of Securitas Canada that I was fired from Bell Canada, supposedly because someone thought they saw me sleeping in the ladies room. What the fuck? I looked at my cellphone like it was possessed and shot the bearded Arab libraria...

Viruses Are a Bitch

by Eroticalover1968 on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

"Let's see now," says Brandon. "What's on Pilfer-Bay today. Hmm," he queries, leaning in close to the monitor to scour the latest list of available downloads. The year is 2060. Scientists now rule North America, ever since a black matter orb entered the solar system. Dubbed 'Flipstar 1', it orbits the sun three time a day, wreaking havoc with solar flare r...

A Set of Calamitous Occurrences Ch. 01

by neolim on Jul 4, 2018
Fetish

Based on Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. My name is Gina Gilson. It is my singular duty to decipher and record the sad, unlucky story of Ellen Hall. I am sorry to disappoint but there is no entertainment to be found in this chronicle. Her story is one containing many horrible turns and traumatic events, as such, I recommend you stop reading...

Enyo-Aella: Warrior Priestess

by Cinner on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

Thanks to Sean Renaud for his entertaining other-worldly stories, and to Throbbs for his memorable drawing of Thor. These are the sources of inspiration that I leaned upon to come up with this: * "I'm not Jessica Rabbit, but like her, I've been drawn in such a way as to give me a bad reputation even before people get to know me! It is patently unfair, but...

Autumn's Twilight

by Arma on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

She was a portable riot looking for a place to happen. Autumn; the elegant gale wind that swept through my life at one end as gently as a lamb then blew out of the other with the roar of a lioness. From the very moment our eyes met our fates became inescapably entangled. The Classroom was 2 tons of excitement stuffed into a 10 pound bag on that bright Octobe...

New Come-On Line

by standingstones on Dec 12, 2018
Erotic Couplings

I wasn't having much success with women lately. It had been months since I had gotten laid. I looked at my friend Tom. He seemed to get endless women and I wondered how he did it. I asked him one day how he was getting women. "I ask them straight out. I don't buy them drinks and I don't pay for sex either. I pick out four women or so at the bar and I ask th...