Losers Can't Be Choosers Stories

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Offering Me Claire Ch. 01

by komrad1156 on Sep 15, 2017
Fetish

Note to readers: This story involves the fetish of smoking as well as a healthy dose of B&D. If that offends you, please move on but don't bother telling me how you feel about it. Smoking is legal and people who smoke do so by choice. As I've said elsewhere, from the moment it begins, life comes with a death sentence. How we live in between is a matter of fr...

Pool Girl

by fossie123 on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It's the end of a long week and I'm heading to Brannagins, it's a nice place, a restaurant with a bar connected to the pool room next door. Brannagins is packed, when I give my name to the hostess she tells me it'll be at least an hour before a table is available. Asking me if I would like to wait in the bar I tell her no I'll be playing pool. Compared t...

smokeSCREEN: bookTHREE

by Riven___Caulfield on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

* * * in the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey / butane in my veins I'm out to cut the junkie / with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables / dog food stalls, with the beefcake pantyhose / kill the headlights and put it in neutral / stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control / baby's in Reno with a vitamin d / got a couple of couches,...

Maragana Girl Ch. 10

by caligula97236 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 10 -- A letter from Criminal # 98945 Kim returned to her normal life the next day. She went to work at the normal time in her normal manner, taking the crowded trolley downtown to the music store wearing nothing but her collar and orange boots. Her co-workers, of course, were curious to see the results of Kim's latest punishment. As was customary,...

The Werewolf's Sabbat Ch. 14

by River_willow76 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

Mitch lay in bed on his side with his head propped up on one hand. It was already three o'clock in the morning and he hadn't slept. He couldn't sleep. He was exhausted but knew that if he allowed himself the pleasure of drifting off that he might awake to her being gone, having left in the middle of the night. It had taken him a lot of talking to convince Ja...

Literotica Authors 05: Goldeniangel

by Bob_Aganoush on Dec 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

I am conducting a series of interviews with authors on Literotica. This is the fifth in the series, with the author Goldeniangel . I have reached out to a variety of authors, some of who have been on the site for a while, others who are newer, but all write stories that I admire. I hope you enjoy the series; please feel free to send me your feedback, includi...

Empire of a Thousand Universes

by DetectiveSpecialist on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's note; first, though this story will not be submitted in the incest category, there are sexual scenes involving incest. It is not what this story is about, but for those who find that subject distasteful; be warned. Secondly, to all you grammar and spelling Nazi's out there, Literotica has thousands of other stories, please go read one of them. And f...

Fluffy's Futures: Cara Ch. 12

by Vixandra on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"If life is only blood and hate, Then what's there to left to demonstrate, Why can't the evil all just die, To leave us alone, For peace to fly?" The words of the song blared through the headphones in my helmet, bike a purring monster beneath me as I wove through traffic, gloved hands keeping a tight grip on the handle bars of my motorcycle. The music was b...

The Senior Trip Ch. 05

by SteveLee1146 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Kenny dressed quickly and came over to watch Linda get ready. As he approached the room, all he could hear was, "Damn, damn, damn, what did I do! What'll I do now?" As he came in he saw that she was completely naked except for a pair of black, lace-topped, thigh-high hose. Certainly an interesting picture, but as she looked up, seeing him, tears of frustrati...

Some Things are Meant to Be

by MakeMeSay on Oct 6, 2020
Romance

Wise men say Only fools rush in. My first semester at college, I wasn't exactly what you'd call a wild child. I spent most of my time holed up in my room, facetiming with my high school boyfriend who was at Dartmouth. (My SAT scores didn't take me anywhere near Dartmouth, in fact they couldn't even drag me out of state. Barely phased, Greg packed up his l...