I met him online toward the end of the 1990s. AOL was huge back then and it seemed as though the whole world opened up in front of me. I could say what I wanted. I could do what I wanted. Most of all, I could do it all anonymously! During high school I had a few girlfriends - nothing serious. Most of my relationships lasted only a few months and ended becau...
Courtney and Megan were wrestling each other fiercely. Just when it seemed that one of them had the upper hand, the other would turn the tables. Both of them were giving it all they had, and were working up a good sweat. Finally, Courtney wore Megan down and pinned her. This time, Megan couldn't muster the strength to get out of Courtney's hold. Then the c...
"Vito, did you see my newspaper?" "Newspaper? Yeah, I used it for the cat box." "Cat box? That was today's newspaper. I didn't read it, yet." "You don't need no stinkin' newspaper, Joey. Listen, c'mon look over my shoulder at my computer screen." "Don't need no newspaper? How am I supposed to enlighten myself and keep up with current events as they becom...
Okay, gentlemen, I just want to share with you some common myths about women that really get under my skin. I'm not saying that these statements don't apply to some women out there (I'm sure they do), but they are not a blanket statement, encompassing all women, and I just want to set the record straight, once and for all. I'm tired of society misunderstandi...
"C'mon Cat, please?" "No!" "Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease . . . . " "OKAY ALREADY!!! JEEZUS H. CHRIST!!!!" "Thanks Cat, I really appreciate it." "So what's your cousin's name again?" "Bob. He lives in San Francisco. He's only coming for the weekend . . . . . a long weekend . . . . . five days tops . . . . . definite...
This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Finally free, my life without the telephone, the television, and the Internet is better. In my new daily celebration of Earth Day, not wasting water and electricity, and driving an economical car, I conserve energy and preserve natural resources whenever I can. Other than recycling, which I do, I don't wea...
Swingerjoe recently wrote an alternate ending to One, Fifty or One Hundred. And it probably upset me as much as the original story upset swingerjoe if the speed at which he put out another story is any indication. I have, on occasion written an alternative, but now I am writing an alternative to an alternative. Something to fill in the blanks. Why? Well,...
I had known Jenny for about three years during high school when she was still living life as a boy. That's' right; Jenny is a girl, but she was not always a girl. She was a transsexual and had decided to become so just after we graduated high school together. Things had been rough for her but I had stood by her side and so had a few of our other close friend...
(This is a story based upon sexual metaphors which will only be funny if you look for every little pun and metaphor. But still, it's not that funny.) * * * * * One day Harold White and his buddy, Thin Man, were walking down to the nearest bowling alley. Today, they decided to take a shortcut through the woods. Though the route was actually a longer way, th...
A Gay Pride is being organized, and the chairpersons of the Lesbian and of the Gay association are in a quandary: both male and female Pride-goers are an odd number, and the hotel they're going to spend the night in charges ludicrous amounts for single bedrooms. "We may ask the hotel to put an additional bed into two bedrooms, in order to accommodate for th...