Presenting a brand-new episode of "SpongeDick SquarePants," America's favorite TV comedy! Starring SpongeDick SquarePants:Jason Alexander Pearl Skabs:Anna Nicole Smith Patrick:John Goodman Sandy Labia:Holly Hunter Mr. Skabs:William Shatner Plankton:Patrick Stewart Squidward:Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan Gary the Snail:Senator Hilla...
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," Cassie mumbled to herself as she rounded the corner and saw the construction detouring her foot route to the courthouse. "What? Oh nothing. Listen, Andi, I'm almost there, I promise. Go ahead. I'll meet you in the lobby. Five minutes," she promised, and snapped her cell phone shut. She neglected to tell her friend it was p...
Happy Birthday to Me - Chapter Two Ten minutes past midnight Leaning out of the window to see the dim light outside Lost quiet rainy night kisses passersby Once you whispered in the rain: Happy birthday my loved one Ten Minutes Past Midnight, Sally Yip * * * * * * * * "Did Tom really do it with you seven times in one night?" I leaned in towards Fan, my...
I came home early from work one day, not feeling too well looking for some quiet time just to relax. I have a pressure cooker job in the advertising business and sometimes the pressure gets to me. I'm a special assistant to the vice president and one of my duties is to play host to our clients. I think I spend more time scheduling hookers than I do dinners a...
It's Friday morning, her eighth. Casual Friday, which she hates. She hates wearing jeans, prefers slacks, something looser, more feminine. She usually wears dresses. She had to buy the danged jeans just to fit in at work, and being so tall the only pair she could find were men's. Too narrow at the hip, too low a rise, they press against her sex when she si...
Note: The following story was suggested by a Literotica reader. Joy was happy her knee healed. She was sad that the physical therapy sessions had to stop. No matter how she tried she couldn't keep her mind off of fucking Mike. It was a Friday evening. She had already called her husband James to tell him she would be coming home late. The plan was to join so...
I love him to death. I really do. He's a wonderful husband, and the greatest dad in the world. I've been working so many hours and running back and forth to Chicago that he has had to practically becum the full time dad and part time mom. I regret the time I spend away but I'm becoming more and more successful, more and more renowned and I don't want to lose...
(This story is dedicated to my loving and encouraging husband.) * Stella knew that she had it made in her relationship. She had a wonderful man who she knew would never be unfaithful and who, obviously, loved her back very much. They were not rich but they were comfortable - living together. They had their own home, two cars and a motor home which was her...
They say that men are supposed to reach their sexual peak in their late-teens. If that's true, Mick Jackson must have been a late bloomer. His own sexual "peaking" didn't really begin until he was in his late-twenties--thanks largely to Nicole. Now, more than a decade later, he still hadn't noticed any signs of slowing down, either. Nicole wouldn't let that...
Jeff Chandler closed the front door of what had been his home for the past two years. Sam, his black Labrador frolicked at his side, anxious to jump into the car that was parked in the driveway. When Jeff opened the door, Sam quickly jumped into the back seat. Jeff went around to the driver's side and got in the car. He put his key into the ignition and star...