(Originally published in 2008, this was my first ever erotic fiction piece. Thanks for reading!) "Now secure a sinex drop reading." "A sinex drop reading of less than 2000 degrees with an accompanying loss of greater than 350 degrees since admission may indicate....?" Luke Skywalker, general of the rebel alliance, floated in the bacta like a lifeless d...
Confederacy Triumphant Chapter 6 - Year 3 of the Yuuzhan Vong War Leia stood on the surface of the living world Zonoma Sekot, still amazed at the differences between this world and her home of Dathomir. Beside her was the man who had brought she and her Singing Mountain sisters to this strange world. Her brother Luke Skywalker. "What do you mean we're lea...
Ewok Mating Ritual A humorous account of what Luke and Leia must do to survive on the Forest Moon of Endor --------------------- The small group of Rebel forces advanced slowly through the stand of giant Endor ferns, searching for Leia. She had become separated from the group while she and Luke pursued three Imperial troopers on speeders. They halted when...
Chapter 1 Luke Skywalker sat alone in his meditation room. As he slowly stood up, recovering from his Force induced trance, he felt exhausted instead of rejuvenated. In the course of his meditation, he had peered far into the future. Now he was trembling slightly and covered in perspiration. Trying to focus on the dimly lit room around him he shuddered as a...
(The first and last sections of this scene appeared in the movie Star Wars : Return of the Jedi. The middle section was cut out for different reasons, one of which was time issues.) * * * * * Luke Skywalker stood on the top deck of Jabba the Hutt's Sail Barge overlooking the large Sarlac Pit. He was wielding his light saber and fighting off the horde of go...
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... Episode IV. A NEW GROPE. It is a period of civil war. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, horny Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can restore freedom to the galaxy... *** The Blockade Runner was dwarfed by the vast wedge of the Imperial Star Destroyer. I...
Episode I: Harbinger Chapter 1 "What is going on down there?" Nute Gunray demanded from the bridge of the Trade Federation flagship Saak'ak. A cacophony of alarms sounded all around him. "We've lost the transmission, sir." his communications officer Tey How announced from behind her comlink and data goggles. "Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight befor...
This story is completely fictitious. This is a parody of celebrity figures. Mark closed the door in disgust as he entered his dressing room. It had been a stressful day on the set. Absolutely nothing seemed to be going right with the film. The entire day had seen a host of mechanical failures with the puppeteered Jabba the Hutt creature. The oversized mup...
Three and a half years have passed since young Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star. Luke is at the ripe age of twenty-three and more sure of himself than ever before. The fledgling Jedi is still coming to terms with himself and his role in the universe, choosing to stand by the Rebel Alliance in their great war against the tyrannical Empire. He has quick...
Note: Scraping or Gua Sha is an ancient Chinese medical treatment to discharge coldness and release negative energies. It can also break up pockets of lactic acid in the body that cause tension and pain. The treatment often causes large purple red bruises on the patient which are temporary. Often scraping is done using a coin, bone spoon or even the cut edge...