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Back Door Bus Stop

by slicktwist on Dec 3, 2017
Anal

I am not a nice guy. As long as I remember, I've not been the nicest of all fellows. In fact, calling me polite is often a stretch. It's not like I try to be an ass. It's more like I'll be a wiseass when treated like one, I'll tell people what I want. I'm assertive. Direct. Being this way has taught me several life lessons over the years. One consistent on...

The Alphabet of Love Ch. 13

by igottapussy on Oct 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

Though it was a relatively short flight, I fell asleep as soon as we reached cruising altitude. I even missed the snacks. My neck had a crick in it when I woke up; I rubbed it to no avail. A hot shower when I got home was in order. It seemed to take forever to get out of the plane, into the terminal, and collect my bags. I hailed a taxi and was unlocking the...

The Can-Can

by dhawthorne180 on Apr 22, 2020
Erotic Horror

THE CAN CAN I just drank a bottle of cheap Merlot from the 99 cent store down the street, and I don't know how I am going to get it up for this hot, nigger slut I met off of Tryst.com. I mean, she is the hottest fucking thing, but shit, I gotta perform this ritual on this bitch or they won't stop laughing at me. I call "Sugar Tits" at 9. She's ready. I...

Recovery of a Hero Ch. 02

by Roadbug on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Chapter 2 Meeting a Hero This story is a work of fiction only. Any chance resemblance to actual people or events is purely accidental. After about a month in the Hospital, I was cycled back to the U.S. for rehab therapy and medically retired from the Marines. Flying home again for the first time since my reserve unit was activated, I was glad to exc...

A Day at the Office Ch. 01

by Man Comes Around on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Stephen kicked his car door shut while awkwardly handling a cup of coffee, his briefcase and a dozen donuts he had promised to bring to the 9 o’clock staff meeting. His magnetic identification dangled precariously from his teeth as he made his way to the front doors of Jefferson Williams Insurance Company. The keys to his gray Honda remained locked in his ca...

Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit

by ferretslut69 on Apr 29, 2025

Hoda drove off the lot of the Honda of Downtown Los Angeles in her brand new 2016 Honda Fit. She was leasing the car for $169 / month for 36 months. A pretty good deal she had gotten on account of it being a 2016 model in early January of 2017 and because she is very good at negotiating. She knows that it's a car salesman's job to steal from you and she did...

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Ten Year Reunion Ch. 06

by robertl on Nov 14, 2017
Loving Wives

I looked around the room at the people eating breakfast. There were a few faces I recognized seeing the night before, but no one that would likely realize the woman I had just kissed wasn't my wife. It would have looked a little suspicious walking in with one woman and kissing another, but nobody paid any attention. Why the hell would I have cared anyway? T...

"Little" Sister Pt. 08

by pocketrocket on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Author's note: This is an appendix for "Little" Sister. I have done some revisions and additions to make the story more of a stand-alone, but there are many cross-over characters. For the politically mind, Donald Trump has a bit in part 7. First is a cast of characters, followed by a history of the Richards family and their estate. Cast of "Little" Sister...

Dry Humped To Death In My 2016 Honda Fit

by ferretslut69 on Jan 29, 2017
Fetish

Hoda drove off the lot of the Honda of Downtown Los Angeles in her brand new 2016 Honda Fit. She was leasing the car for $169 / month for 36 months. A pretty good deal she had gotten on account of it being a 2016 model in early January of 2017 and because she is very good at negotiating. She knows that it's a car salesman's job to steal from you and she did...

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Valerie and the Bachelor Ch. 08

by carvohi on Jul 13, 2020
Romance

Things were shaping up. All week since the harem girl night Marcus had been the perfect gentleman. They'd met for lunch twice, and on the second occasion he'd invited her old Human Relations boss and some of the clerical staff. Valerie got to wave her ring around under everybody's noses. Since the big dinner was scheduled for Friday Marcus begged off on an a...