Alice must have fallen asleep quite quickly. She had no recollection of anything after the lights went out and awoke alert and ready for more plundering. "Glease Gurn Ghe Gights Gone." Her tongue was feeling a little sore from the constant pressure of the depressor but she was sure a good soaking in piss would cure any problem. "Gan, Gete, Gis Gat Goo?"...
Chapter 01: Beginnings "It seemed such a simple idea. We had the technology, the holding facilities and the will. Simply remove the evil, the monster, the cancer from society and keep the species Homo sapiens safe from predators. For eons all had gone to plan, the secure holding cells had filled with the dregs of humanity and the planet earth rotated bereft...
I wasn't too thrilled about having to wear a rabbit outfit. The Easter play was going to be a quick one, yet I knew that I would sweat out at least ten pounds while "entombed" in the furry covering. The nice part about the whole affair was that I was not going to be just any rabbit. The Easter play was the inspired idea of a great fan of Lewis Carroll. I was...
O'Hare's Irish Tea Rooms was a popular stop on the road to Dinglebury. The vivid green frontage shouted the ethnicity of both the owner and the fare. Time for Tea!" The Hatter made no apologies for the stop. Tea was a necessary part of his existence, as vital as his other two main occupations, breathing and buggery. "Do they serve coffee?" Hatter looked...
"Al, tell me what's wrong," Kiana chided. "I skipped The Harpy for you, come on." "I'm fine, Kiana, leave me alone!" Alaster tried to close the door again, but Kiana shifted to hold it open with her shoulder. "Go away!" "The fact that you're yelling isn't helping your case," she told him. "Tell me what's wrong, or I'm bringing Hatter into this." Alaster...
Two hours later the Tea Rooms was back in business. The atmosphere was heavy with the stink of bleach water and everything shone like a new pin. Patrick O'Hare was busy ushering his guests back to their tables, the referee had the rugby game ready to restart and a new string of riders had formed to continue the Tour d'Orgasme. "Quite the intermission wouldn...
So the plan was really simple, as long as Hatter stuck to basics and kept to the list everything would go perfectly. He had spent an inordinate amount of time planning and re-planning every minute detail now all that was needed was action and discipline, well theoretically anyway. "Ah there's the rub." Hatter had never played lawn bowls. Certainly He had w...
Tommy was tapping his foot impatiently, waiting for Commissioner Gordon to finally get to the point. 'Today's supposed to be my day off,' He was thinking. Tommy was bruised and tired, desperately in need of some time off. He hadn't figured out what Luthor was up to yet and he never did find out where Mad Hatter had run off to, but he didn't particularly car...
"It's only a few days." Hatter sighed internally but externally smiled benevolently. "No worries I am a big Timelord after all. Nothing to worry about." He could hear the insistent tick of an atomic clock in the background. "You know I have been planning this trip for months. Quite the highlight of the year." He grinned and wrinkled His eyes and lied wi...
"The problem with infinity my dear companions is that it's just so fucking big!" Hatter had been trolling through the space and time charts for best part of three days and still had absolutely no clue where His quest went next. "All very well the likes of Aristotle and Emile Borel making clever quips around the capacity of monkeys to do clever things with...