I came home from work one day to find an SUV in my driveway that I had never seen before. My roommate was out of town that week, so I was left wondering who it belonged to. I let the dog in, checked the mail, and sat down to watch a little TV. That's when I got the call. It was my roommate's brother, "I hope you don't mind the SUV in your driveway, it's my...
The publicity machine had hyped the living shit out of it for at least a month: Jennifer Aniston--THE Jennifer Aniston--a special guest on THE VIEW. When the final day arrived, production assistants scurried all over the studio from before five AM, making sure everything was in readiness for her: the usual bottled water, idiosyncratic snacks and sundries, bu...
Your wife comes home one day in a huff. "What's eating you?" you ask, annoyed at how she is slamming the cupboard doors and stamping around the house. "Do you think I'm still sexy?" she asks, putting her hands on her hips. "Uh, sure," you say nervously. "We never have sex anymore," she responds. "Oh jeez, not this again. Look what do you expect after 20...
After the epic success of my adventure hiring a male stripper for my reluctant wife (see The Final Kiss) it seemed only fair that she would return the favor by hiring a female stripper for me. But when I pitched the suggestion during a playful moment of foreplay, she didn't really warm to the idea. I am generally the one who pushes the envelope when it comes...
Glossary: Viva il Coltello! ( Long live the knife!) Yelled at the performance of castrati singing from the audience. (a good thing) Teste di fantasia: fantasy heads Fregna: vagina, or in some parts slang for pussy Bagascia: bitch Sronzo di merda: fucking bastard....a curse thrown indiscriminately Coglinno: Balls! A rather joyful, exuberant expression. Per c...
Toshiro had lived all his life in Osaka. He had a petite wife and two children. He was no past 40 and was working in a large conglomerate in marketing. He was satisfied with life but he had one big yearning. He had a fetish for bushy underarms. His wife kept her underarms shaved and her pubic bush trimmed but he never got around to telling his wife that she...
Okay, I was horny. Might as well get that out into the open and admit it. Big letters. I WAS HORNY. I was wearing jeans without panties and that little square where all sections met was rubbing my pussy and creating cum soup. This didn't help because I had other classes to attend and whenever I sat down, I smelled my juices and wondered if anyone else did. I...
Same time, same place, I found out later that the suite where I had sex with Cameron Diaz, Madonna, and Geena Davis was an apartment owned by a little conclave of cougar women. They called it their Den of Debauchery. I can't imagine celebrities having an extra 10 million to buy a penthouse apartment atop the Ritz Carlton to use anytime they happen to be in B...
Comments and criticism encouraged * * * * * Rebecca and I were in the bedroom packing, while Tom played my electronic piano in the living room. Tom had agreed to drive us to the airport so Rebecca could catch her flight to Denver for a visit with her mother. A dedicated procrastinator, Rebecca had waited until the last minute to pack. Clothes were strewn a...
Birthday suit. Nude. Naked. Vulnerable. I remember a time, back in my wild days. A gang bang to be honest. I was almost forty. I had born four children and my body showed it. Whether you call it, fat or big beautiful woman or thick as my boys there liked to, that was me. We had just screwed our brains out and as was often the case when I played with my b...