"Clap your hands and shout, Yay! Your baby just told you it's Dildo Day!" traditional I came home to a quiet house. My wife's car was in the garage, so I expected to find her inside, expected her to meet me at the door or at least call out as I entered. But no, the house seemed empty. I closed the back door, walked through the kitchen to the door to the d...
Authors note. Although this story is in the humour and satire category I have also tried to keep it sexy, and have attempted to at least touch on most genres over the full series. That means if you don't like gay, lesbian, anal, transgender or any of the other categories within Literotica then there may be bits you want to skip over. Please give it a go and...
Cindy opened up her closet in her room, and found she had nothing really to wear. She looked over the hangers of jeans, skirts, dresses, and T-shirts, and found them all boring. She longed for something sexy, something fun, for when her friend Hannah visited her again. She needed to update her wardrobe, and she decided that she would have to go shopping for...
Cindy stood in the bathroom, staring at herself in the mirror. She stood there, staring at her naked body, her large breasts and her long dark hair, wondering what this night called for. Nights like this one had become ritual. They always started with Cindy looking at her naked body in the mirror. Sometimes in the bathroom, sometimes in her own room, or eve...
Queen Goldicocks had an appetite for sex that was legendary all over her kingdom. There were rumors that she had once been so horny that she had fucked three bears. This was a vicious lie. Goldicocks had never fucked an animal. She had however fucked every cook, servant and stable hand in her castle. She had fucked them one by one and she had fucked several...
We love Literotica for the positive joy and imagination it gives to others, and the positive effects it has upon the world. A little background on my wife. She is a professional woman in her late thirties. She is highly educated, hard working and a wonderful mother. She is a pretty brunette, with womanly curves. She has fabulous breasts, with large and sen...
Josephine drops the bag off her shoulder and stares, as if in a trance, at the hand furiously rubbing up and down Amy's new cock. Her reason for visiting becoming more and more vague in the back of her mind as she stares at the deliciously naughty scene in front of her; Amy, her friend since university, who has never owned a penis before now but suddenly now...
Author's note: My idea is for the stories to mostly be 3rd person. However, this section basically has to be second person, so bear with me. *** The box you found was peculiar. Usually, a box didn't come with strange markings. It wasn't made out of exotic materials that seemed to defy normal physical behavior. Boxes were usually cardboard or wood. They held...
The door to the bar's bathroom burst open as Paul and Tiffany were in a furious embrace; kissing and groping each other's bodies. It seemed as though Tiffany could no longer wait for Paul's cock, and demanded sex right there in the public bathroom. Paul was dragged in by this white shirt and unexpectedly jerked around the Men's room by Tiffany. It wasn't tha...
Cindy stood in her bedroom naked, and looked at herself in the mirror. She hadn't bothered to change her bedroom back since Hannah had changed it. She liked it. Cindy had added a mirror so that she could practice like Hannah told her, but that was really the only change she had made. Cindy had quit her job. She no longer saw any reason to go to work anymor...