"What?" I said, not paying a whole lot of attention. Hell, the race was on TV and my favorite guy, Morgan was running in 3rd. Dang, 3rd place and moving up, wow. It had been years since he even got into the top 10 but I always loved to watch the guy race for some reason. I scooted forward in my seat, feeling my own body strain as I tried to help mentally p...
{I was watching Danny write his stories, he spends a lot of time doing that on the computor. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was writing about me so I got up and peeked over his shoulder. Then he sat me down in his chair and let me read some of them. I realized that Danny can be naughty when he feels like it, but I guess I knew that considering...
Like every single one of you readers, there have been incidents, periods in my life I would say I am not proud of having been involved in. So, being a flawed human being simply makes me... more normal than not. I have avoided writing about most of it, but now at age 74, I really don't care what some might think. To those who delight in making horrible commen...
I will admit that I was not completely sure why or how I ended up at Tammy's house that evening. Earlier I had turned and walked out of the hotel room door, leaving my ex-wife Patty sitting there nearly naked, a look of surprise on her face. Years of fantasy, anguish, wanting her and not being able to have her, it all came down to that one moment. I looked...
{Now don't go panic, I am a guy. And yep, this really IS about a couple of lesbiens. Well, and me. I used this catagory because no other seemed to fit. The fact is, this one doesn't fit, either.} Anybody who has ever had the chance to play up on stage in a band will probably understand when I say very often we get to take our pick of what is available. Not...
{I haven't been writing much lately, I have an excuse. Recently I made a trip down to northern California, I saw an ad for a Harley Davidson and for some screwball reason I wanted the thing. It wasn't exactly a normal motorcycle, it was converted into the tricycle type. Harder to fall off of is what I was thinking. The idea of wind in my hair, my sexy wife...
{We have this Dog, I never bothered to mention him before because in all of the time we have had him, all he does is eat and sleep. We do let him out to take a dump, he actually does go out, and he is back in 3 minutes. That is it, that really is it. 14 years old, he is close to part of the carpet. But, as we found out, some folks think he can cause troubl...
Dateline: December 27, 2012 Horatio Elton Algiers the third was content. The machine was finally almost finished, it had taken decades. He was going to know the truth, no more speculations. He stepped back, watching the automatic flush urinal do it's thing, once again forgetting to zip up his pants as he did not even notice the splashes of urine on his sho...
It was getting towards midnight, the goddamed night was cold and I was having no luck at all. So far I had managed to jack just 3 cars, coming up with a total of under $1.00 in coins and a cheap pocketknife. I was getting discouraged, I needed something to drink and it was beginning to look like I really would have to go without. I turned a corner and star...
Be warned! Nobody cheats, turns gay, or gets beat up. It's just a harmless bit of fluff. I'm not gonna tell you how I came up with this. ...................................... "Honey, will you help me defrost the freezer?" Damn, damn, damn. I hated that fucking freezer, I always had. I was just sitting down to check on Literotica, hoping for a new story...