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Ice Cream

by CeirdwynMaraBones on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

I am about to describe what I do when I eat Magnum Ice Cream. If you do not know what a Magnum looks like google it. When I get a Magnum I unwrap it slowly. It is either Magnum classic or Magnum Strawberry Vision. I take the wooden handle and first smell the chocolate. The whiff of chocolate makes my mouth water. I start at the front where there is usually...

Detention

by SEAKEG on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Last night I had this crazy dream that I was in prison and you were there. It was actually you and me and everyone we ever met. We were all in prison together. The prison wasn't like a normal prison. It was more like a giant kindergarten. Every other wall in the common areas were painted a vibrant indigo or Halloween orange. Cells were a solid robin's egg...

Twisted Tails Ch. 04

by Jaisen on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

While many of you thought that life moved a little fast, odd, etc... Remember that Vivien is a fan of Urban fiction and has been following the shifter story for a while. On top of that, there are all kinds of relationships. This one just went a little smoother than most. That said, a little bit of chaos is about to erupt in the Davis house. You'll get to see...

Accidents Will Happen

by Colinthedog on Mar 20, 2018
Non-Erotic

A small engineering factory, April the first, just after half past one in the morning. Three men are just sitting down, taking a half hour mid shift break. Two are old friends and have worked together for twenty years, the other in his first year of employment. "Every time I've looked at you for the last couple of hours, you're either looking at the clock o...

Andrea Pegs for Revenge

by sulkingfairy on Oct 16, 2018
Anal

DEPICTED CHARACTERS ARE 18+ Andrea hated Roman. She hated him. She'd hated him since senior year. He'd started as a sort of long term substitute in the second semester, after Professor Marty had her twins, after Andrea had turned 18 and made a pledge to conquer every man she wanted to, now that she could. That pledge got boring rapidly, upon her realizing...

Menage a Trois Ch. 04

by Bluepen451 on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

By the time I awoke in the morning, I was by myself—Sandy off to her office to get ready for her afternoon flight to London, and Rachel off to open the bookstore. I wasn't scheduled to work at the bookstore that day, so I felt a little at loose ends as I sat in my bathrobe at our kitchen table drinking coffee and letting the prior day's events replay thems...

The Naked Weapon Pt. 03

by DragonCobolt on Jul 30, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Count Douchefuck of I'mAnAsshole was as true to his name as I expected. I tried to not let my distaste show on my face as we whisked above the landscape in his personalized scout-form until I remembered pretty much all of his psi talent was currently being used to keep us suspended telekinetically in the air. Realizing that, I started sticking my tongue ou...

Fucking Pinterest

by Love2ReadLit on Nov 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

"Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies And Gentlemen." Allow me to introduce the product of what happens when I keep looking at my own unfinished project. A short, superficial satire about human obsessions. I can think of few things more frightening. A late entry into this year's Halloween contest. ------ There is nothing more frightening t...

Larry Takes a Piss Slave

by poohbear2622 on Apr 24, 2018
Fetish

It was an unseasonably chilly April evening and she found herself stranded at a Wawa. It was a little past midnight and Uber wanted way too much to get home, so she conceded to hang out drinking coffee until morning when either public transportation was running again, or Uber got a little more reasonable. Even if she was willing to pay the current going rate...

Billionaire and the Sisters Ch. 04

by SteveWallace on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

A note to readers: This is a long story that unfolds chapter by chapter through the eyes of two protagonists – Mark and Elsa, and as in many of my other stories involves a growing spate of horny characters. Every ten chapters or so I will provide a short summary at the start of that episode to bring new readers up to date. This story could appear in a number...