As his Fucking Machines increase in popularity, George fights for his Fanny Will our working class hero George with his steam powered Cottage defeat the aristocratic prat Lord Arthur with his crumbling Mansion.? Arthur Cleghorn sat at his magnificent dining Table in his brand new red brick Mansion entertaining the Dowager Lady Maplethorpe arguably the...
Author's note: The following humorous tale is probably mostly fictional. All sexual actors are living humans aged 18+. Views expressed are not necessarily the author's. It's only a story. ***** Make Me Scream! How could she know till she tried them all? ***** Do you know where the word LORD came from? It is Ye Olde Ænglish, from hlaford, bread-keeper...
Oct. 23, Dear Gwenevere: Thanks for implanting the image of you dressed in a French maid outfit firmly in my mind. You know, there will be no rest for me until I see you in this, and you are a cruel, cruel woman for doing this to me. So, this is your punishment: I want you to write to me every day for the next eight days and describe for me, in excruciati...
Rain soaked the dry land for days. Everything was gray and brown—gray sky, mud under-foot that quickly covered all it touched. Peasants danced in the streets, mindless of their drenched rags, for life had come in gentle sheets at the last possible moment, thwarting a disastrous season. In the small castle, glasses tinked together in celebration of the good...
After Eggs Benedict and dark brewed coffee with cream, just as she liked it, Annika felt much better. A maid named Marnie, a pretty young woman in a neat black uniform, helped her bathe and dress in a gorgeous 1940s style sundress made of pale yellow linen with white trim. There was a bra for her, a strange satin conical one from the same era. It didn't fit...
Main Characters: Lord Hobson - owner of Hobson Manor. Lady Hobson (Diane) - Lord Hobson's wife. Florence Hobson (Florrie) - the daughter of the Lord and Lady Hobson. Mr. Kane - the Butler. Claire - a house maid who also helps in the kitchen. Helen - another house maid, who also serves double duty in the kitchen. Mrs. MacGregor - cook, oversees the asp...
As they passed the first village, they stopped for the horses to rest a bit before continuing on. Jeff seemed uneasy when they had gotten out, as though looking for someone. He laughed when she had told him this but seem reluctant to leave when they had resettled into their carriages. "Maybe he has a sweetheart in this village," Emma had volunteer when Kase...
Irina frowned in deep concentration as she worked the cotton bud into the fine detailing of the wooden bedpost. It was made of mahogany and required regular polishing with specialist wood polish to keep the wood looking its best. One of the tourists who'd been in here earlier had knocked against it and the metal buckle of her bag had left a scratch in the su...
CHAPTER 1 "Loxley!" I said, "Thrice welcome back from the Crusades!" My best friend was tanned, and older, but looked as handsome as ever. He was wearing the green cape and hood I had given him as a gift when he set out three years ago. "My lord Lincoln," he replied with a bow. Then courtesy was set aside as I opened my arms and he rushed forward. We held...
Chapter 13 "Love" Abiron looked for the source of the word, and fell in love. This had never happened before. He loved his mother-wife, of course, but he had loved her since before he was born. He had never fallen in love before. And this, said the small, rational part of his brain that remained functioning, was someone worth falling in love with ind...