Make Corn Beef Stories

300,884 results
Orientation
Length
Source
Infinite Scroll
SmutMD: The World's Biggest Erotic Literature Search Engine.
© 2025 SmutMD.com

Posole: Pork Butt Love

by Arancini_Love on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Ever heard of Posole? Mexico's unheard of national dish (everyone thinks "mole' is their national dish....too much "Food Network" B.S. They are wrong. Posole is everywhere). Baby, you have some time to burn today? Raining and windy...kinda shitty outside. You like it when I call you baby, don't you. Hand on your cheek. This will take a bit of time, but i...

Oh Tammy

by Bill Smith on Aug 31, 2017
Fetish

I love weekends, especially Saturdays. Saturday is the day that Tammy and I go grocery shopping! It is without a doubt the most exciting time of my week. Why you ask? My Tammy is an exhibitionist and when she dresses for our Saturday shopping she has brightened the day of many a young man and perhaps taken a few days or weeks away from the older men who have...

Three?

by studly_hungwell on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

It's kind of rainy outside... I may as well go to the gym. Giving you a call to let you know I am headed to workout, but you sound as if you need to get out. Well, why don't you come over... we can cook something, talk and relax. I hang up and head into the kitchen to cook some chili... baked beans with red, green and yellow peppers, some finely chopped onio...

Caitlin's Needs Ch. 02

by AlexGunther on Jul 15, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Caitlin was waking up in her bed. She yawned as she stretched her arms over her head. She climbed out of her bed, wearing a blue onesie bodysuit. She walked over to the bathroom, where she took a deep and long shower. Wrapping a towel around her body, she walked into her bedroom and noticed a note on her table, written by her mother. "Good morning my love,"...

Why Even Bother?

by JagFarlane on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Another year has past, another Spring is coming to the Northern Hemisphere and fall to the Southern, another Earth Day, and another climate report from the UN released. So the world takes a large sigh of ignorance at yet another report, the deniers make up excuses out of thin air, and most other folks bury their heads in the ground. Still more will point to...

A Sunday at the Benton County Fair

by Grey Beard on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It was a hot Sunday morning in August and I was making my annual visit to the Benton Country Fair, in Central Minnesota. Many of us go once a year just to look, and maybe play, but to the farm families in Central Minnesota, it is a chance to show off their best offerings of dairy and beef cattle, goats, sheep, pigs, rabbits and fowl. Some pay very close atte...

Lord of the Rings: Samwise Gamgee

by Joseki Ko on Sep 12, 2017
Chain Stories

DISCLAIMER: The story is a fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled that...

Rolling in the Meep Ch. 05

by roftlheory on Sep 13, 2017
NonHuman

It was hard to believe that after waiting for what seemed like months, it was finally spring break. Nikki took the bus to get to Elena and Amarisa's apartment, not carrying much since they had already packed two weeks prior. Her heart pounded in anticipation as she thought of the exotic vacation they were about to have. Amarisa had continued to be very secre...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

Aphrodite's Curse Ch. 054

by Gaius8666 on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Esclepius droned on interminably as the poor distracted (and violently throbbing) Apollo was unable to speak as he was relentlessly teased by the talented feet of Euphrosyne. Under the table, out of sight of the rest of the party, her toes were hard at work. Apollo was completely exposed now, naked from the waist down, his toga peeled back and his loincloth...