Paine pulled yet another dart from his leather jerkin with a grimace, and muttered to himself. "Oh yes, it'll be easy. Recover a historical artefact, no monsterfolk fight anymore, so you've only got animals to worry about. Bollocks we have." It had not been a good day, and he balefully stared at the sandstone walls. There had been animals, big sodding lizard...
The Next Generation, with more Fire Breathing, another Blacksmith, the same Erotic Fountain, some Rude Confectioneries, Hot Tail, and yet another Member of Unusual Size. * I've found out some weird stuff lately, and I've heard that sometimes writing things down, just for yourself, will help you sort it all out. So, here goes. My name is Karen, and I'm a Pr...
PaPa seemed to be away more and more again, his company had just bought another one and he was in European offices a lot more than his local one in Leeds. He had even told MaMa he was thinking of moving the family into Europe but it was just between those two at the moment. He also said he would take the family away with him some times, but so far nothing...
Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut. I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...
Chapter 14. 'Miss Cherry-Pie.' Master Thor's cunning. Bar Girl Murdered. Miss Cherry-Pie and Mr Chew. Typhoon Queenie. A Wu-pu, an illusionist and a unicorn. After returning with Mama to Talent Spot, Blen compared experiences with Amor. "Seventeen guys," said Amor in amazement, as Blen counted out her notes, "I am sore for two days with fourteen guys; ho...
CHAPTER 1 I was thirteen when I got what Mama called the curse. I had been warned, but the blood frightened me. She hugged me and kissed me and cried. "You're a woman now," she said. "Everything will be different. You must be so careful, especially with men." I had to dress differently, like Mama did. My hair had to be covered at all times out of the hous...
Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
In the months since Curtis had started his "employment" with Mama and moved into the rambling old Victorian mansion his life had changed considerably. HE had changed considerably... His hair, always full, and still dark thank goodness, had started growing out. The first time Mama had taken him to her salon to get his hair cut and styled was both hideously em...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...