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A Sense of Symmetry Pt. 06

by KarennaC on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

For a few days, Jason seemed wary around Dani. A couple of times when he worked overtime, he slept on the couch instead of coming to bed. Even when he did come to bed, he didn't wake her when he got home, as he usually did. Finally, Dani confronted him. "Why does it seem like you're avoiding me?" "I'm not avoiding you," he protested. "How can I avoid you?...

My Big Fat Redneck Funeral

by qhml1 on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is an almost word for word true story. Who has the imagination to make this shit up? Sorry, cousins, but you are what you are. ................................................... My favorite uncle on my mothers' side had passed away. He and one aunt were my favorites, and mom insisted I go, saying he had left me something. I would have went anyway, a...

The Second Coming of Christa

by TamLin01 on Nov 20, 2018
Erotic Horror

"What rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?" -WB Yeats *** It was spring when Cousin Abbra announced she was pregnant, and the baby was due December 24. Furthermore, she insisted that she was still a virgin, and that the pregnancy was a miracle. And the father, she said, was Satan. Aunt Ann believed her. So did...

Deadly Wife

by oggbashan on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

************************************************* Copyright Oggbashan September 2016 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. ***********...

Guilty Pleasure Ch. 04

by Vinsmouse on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Disclaimer: I don't own the Dukes of Hazzard, not making any money, just cheap thrills Warning: Angst, Slash Rating: FRAO italics and/or * indicates thoughts ------indicates a change in the point of view This chapter begins from the pov of the participant Guilty Pleasure Chapter 4 I stood there, shocked by my cousin's actions, as I watched the General di...

This Is Our Story - Epilogue

by Svalbarding on Apr 10, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Epilogue Jordan Lyons slipped silently out of the journalism classroom and went right down to the men's room. That fat girl who'd been eavesdropping with him, Hefty Hailey, was long gone. She'd arrived shortly after him, where he'd been waiting to give that perv loser Fishers the least sincere apology he'd ever given. It was a condition of his suspension; t...

Rude, Lewd and Interesting

by EgmontGrigor2020 on Jan 22, 2020
Romance

Platinum-blonde city socialite Carol Menzies arrived home tired after spending four hours at the Mayor's annual fund-raising charity dinner listening, to 1½ hours of speeches. However, the food was splendid almost making the single ticket of $1500 worthwhile. For thin-faced and gushy Carol, 'almost' was a word embodying infinite elasticity as if to say 'the...

Meet the Family

by jocksissy on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

DISCLAIMER ALL PERSONS AND EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY AND IS NOT TO BE VIEWED BY MINORS. CAN ONLY BE POSTED OR USED ON FREE WEBSITES This is a straight slutwife story as a change of pace. No interracial play or forced feminization. For some reason my email has not been showing up correctly, when stories are reform...

If He'd Ever Told Her 'No'

by JimBob44 on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. Disclaimers: Yes I need an editor. No. I do not want an editor. Yes, there's too many people to keep track of. Yes it jumps around too much. Yes it's in the wrong category. Yes it's too long, yes it's too short. Yes this is stupid shit and yes, I am a ter...

Jewel, The Family Gem

by AzPilot on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Hi, there. How are you? How's the family you ask? Well, a while back, I was quite surprised when I got a visit from a pretty young lady. It was my stepsister, cousin Jewel Price. What the Hell, she's just like one of the family. At least, that's the way I thought of her. I hadn't seen her in quite a while. She brought the news that she had gotten a divorce...