I'm a 29 year-old Puerto Rican woman living in New York. I'm 5'7" with brown eyes and dark brown hair down to my butt. My measurements are 34B-23-34 and I think my best feature is my ass. I have never had problems getting men, even after I was married 8 years ago. I got pregnant and had to get married or else I never would have. I love sex, there's no other...
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION *** Rachael Ray was sitting in her dressing room drinking herbal tea and trying to recover from her hangover. She was up late partying the night before in the Hamptons. It was an exclusive, private party with a unique twist. It was a bondage orgy party. You see Rachael is not only the Queen Of Mean, but she...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
"Okay, quiet down, quiet down, please. Everyone take your seat. This month's meeting of the Least Appreciated Sexual Holidays will come to order," said Stan, the Sexual Calendar Coordinator, banging his gavel to bring order to the meeting before having the secretary read the list of objectives. "For the benefit of those who haven't participated in our monthl...
It's been a long day at the office for Matthew and he's been looking forward to being able to relax and enjoy some cuddling with his boyfriend Isaac. "Sweetie, I'm home!" he announces, hoping Isaac heard him. He hears no response. "Honey? Are you there?" Hm, might be out for a walk. He walks through the main hall into the back of the house where the kitchen...
The following persons are the main characters in most of my stories. I decided to post them here for quick reference, not only for the readers, but so I can refer to it to have a consistent and accurate list. Some details may be accurate; others may vary, depending on the story and its theme. Hope you will enjoy their descriptions and get a better feel for...
Dear Writers: Yes, I agree - there are already How-To-Guides written about Story Tags and they're really great with plenty of examples (advice here -- you should definitely read them in the FAQ section). So why another one? There are two important things missing or that have not been highlighted enough, which you should also keep in mind when choosing the...
A rude awakening shows who needs her own wakeup call. * 9000 words. Tags: baywatch, victoria's secret, Sara Sampaio, Josephine Skriver, Stella Maxwell, Romee Strijd, Behati Prinsloo, Martha Hunt, Taylor Hill, Lily Aldridge, Miranda Kerr, threesome, orgy, Nick Jonas * This is the fifth in an open ended "celeb harem" story putting together two of the great...
"Tonight, I'm going to fuck this cute little ass. I'm going to ass fuck you, tutor girl. I'm going to pop your little anal cherry and make your cute little ass all mine!" Those words had echoed in Haley's mind all day long ever since Brooke had whispered them into her ear this morning. They had both been in the toilet where Brooke had first fucked Haley, r...
"Mmmmm, that's nice," murmured Rhona Goshkirk, as Moira Dingle's fingers daintily caressed her nipple. The two were in Moira's double bed, naked and about to make sweet lesbian love. It was two weeks after they had their first lesbian encounter. The short but sweet lovemaking in the barn, interrupted by a delivery, had introduced Rhona to the joys of sapph...