Wanna know what it takes to get laid like shag carpet in the '70s? Believe it or not, living a live porn has nothing to do with singles bars, big bank accounts nor dating. Of course you can go that route, but you'll be just as productive creating pie charts to diagram Drew Barrymore's transformation from fledgling neophyte to outrageous Hollywood icon. Why...
Chapter 1 My debt to society, the sons of bitches called it. Did I borrow the pot or somehow damage my neighbors by using it? What a load of horseshit! I got my ass busted by DEA thugs, arrested, charged, tried, convicted, and sentenced to LIFE in a federal prison for "trafficking in narcotics". As if that stuff was for anything but my own personal use. I w...
It was a company party. It was quite lavish. They had hired a dance band, caterer, and a full bar. It was mandatory that all employees attend. My wife and I had arrived early planning to be seen and then disappear early. We enjoyed some food and had a couple of drinks. We danced a few times and I danced with my boss's wife while he danced with mine. After...
Well it didn't start as one of the legends; it was all to mock me. By the way, I'm Jide Ekpo. I loved browsing the internet, data cost made me delve into converting radio frequency into data connection so as long as there was a radio station, TV station or GPRS for tele-communication I could have access in my village home, with the tall trees serving as my...
Ch. 3: As God Intended We had finally arrived on the 50th floor. No one harassed us after the two blondes from the mall did. And once we got to the shower floor I finally got to masturbate! The actual hairdresser was just another teenager, and the actual haircut was just a buzz thing. We were not happy about it, but there wasn't really anything we could do....
"There you are!" Reemer slowly kneeled down beside the rotting bookshelf. The audible click of some anatomical part of his knees heralded the usage of irate muscles. His hand reached out to grasp at the fraying book cover. He pulled it out, not really minding the fact that half the books in that particular shelf teetered on the brink of falling off as he di...
"Dad! Are you sure? I can stay if you need me!" Tim looked at his son thoughtfully. It was just like him to put family first over himself. He felt proud at this moment, knowing that his boy would walk his path, knowing right from wrong. He had done his job well. "Alan. We'll be fine. Please done worry. We've been through tough times before. We...
Rest in peace, Sexxxychat. As the stroke of midnight began June 23, 2005 Eastern Standard Time, visitors to the Sexxxychat site got a simple message: "This site is closed." From postings elsewhere, I've been able to pick up what I think is the story. I know that Yahoo! has banned all sexual discussions from their chat rooms (apparently because children we...
Her contact 'card' on my phone contains a particular notification sound: making texts or calls from her instantly identifiable. In this instance, to put it bluntly, as it has so often in the past, that!PING! seemed to reverberate straight through to my cock. It was her reply to the 'good morning' I had messaged her a few hours previously. It also suggested I...
(All characters depicted are 18 years of age or older) Mr. Wallace lined up all the girls against the wall for gym class. They slid their gym shorts down then put their hands on the wall. Their bare butts were pale, even the Latina and black girls in our class had pale butts, though they were more coppery than white. All the boys gathered close, ready to be...