"We have to WIN!" my wife slammed her fist in mock anger as we sat on our deck, drinks in hand. "Okay, okay!" I laughed, holding my hands up in the universal signal for "I give up!" Every year our friends hosted a costume party for Halloween and every year, in large part due to our crazy, hectic schedules, Donna and I ended up cobbling together last-minut...
Chapter Seven: The Sheik Ella sat quietly in the corner, nervously rolling her drink around the inside of her glass. She'd stumbled across the Oxford Street wine bar on her way to the restaurant and decided to give herself the opportunity to gather her thoughts over a martini. Except that she was now on her third. The second had just been for a little mo...
I was asleep in my recliner. It's a big, soft, plush recliner, and I like to sleep in it. I'm seventy years old, I can sleep where I like. We were in the middle of a patch of warm weather, so I was wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt. I had awakened too early, and thought perhaps I'd do better to get out of bed, climb into my wonderful recliner, and drift back...
Angela looked over the flyer she found in her desk drawer, fondly recalling the event. A Halloween Evening at Del Ray was not her first swinging experience, Jacob and she had experimented a few times with other couples in a fairly conventional swap situation, but this was so different. Initially, when Jacob showed her the flyer and mentioned he had reserved...
Karen is damaged goods but she is the love of my life. She owns a hundred baggy shirts and a couple dozen pairs of Levis. At 5'6" and 120 pounds she has a beautiful body toped off with brown hair and "girl next door" clean good looks. Her skin is her gift. She doesn't have a blemish anywhere and she keeps every spot shaved clean. Karen suffers from her memo...
The doorbell rang and when I opened the door there was an attractive lady with a diffident smile. 'Mr. Turner?' she said, head cocked to one side. 'Yes that's me.' I replied. 'I'm Marion, your new cleaning lady.' 'Oh, good, come in.' This was the replacement for Pauline, the wonderful old lady who my wife and I had employed for years to clean the house....
This is a list of my ten most favourite women of all time. As I don't actually know any of these women personally, my opinion is based solely on their performances in movies and on TV. I have listed each woman according to her most outstanding characteristic feature. 1) Most Sexy - Marilyn Monroe Could there ever be any question on this one? MM was simply...
Abby likes to work hard and to play hard. She was dressed as Marilyn Monroe from the film `Seven Year Itch`, in a white flouncy dress and used a false pair of breasts to enhance her small natural ones. She would have gone straight to her Goth Club, but Gibbs had called her in to undertake some additional chemical analysis. The sight of her standing there, i...
Getting married always brings about changes that we do not foresee and expect. This was no exception for me. I had not planned on getting married. Passing 30, I was very happy having dedicated my life to caring for the elderly. A nurse practitioner, I had spent a decade easing suffering for terminally ill and people simply too old to care for themselves....
An elderly couple loves Halloween, almost as much as they love one another. Sadly and tragically, Bonnie and Andy never had children. She couldn't because of a horse riding accident that happened to her when she was young, a lifetime ago. Ironically not fair that those couples who should have children don't and those couples, who abuse their children have a...