by
maxdname
on Mar 27, 2019
Humor & Satire
Here is some stuff that I wrote that made me laugh. Hope it does you, too [what the fuck does that mean?].
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I have a great-grandmother, still alive at 92 years old... but we're not close... I owe her money. My attorney wants me to "wait her out."
I was a victim of identity theft not too long ago. But the guy turned himself in... He was afraid I'd ruin HI...
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by
WifeWatchman
on Nov 6, 2017
Erotic Couplings
This story is part of an ongoing series. The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas.
This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions...
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by
maxd01
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Once the decision not to send the females back on the pirate ship it was quickly launched. Currently there was also a single fighter going along with as an escort. Though the ship had a fair compliment of crew and staff for the embassy there were patients as well. A good number were in cryo capsules in a store room aboard the ship. There were a number of the...
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by
thebullet
on Sep 14, 2017
Romance
Chapter 19: Fantasies Fulfilled?
The Year Eight
Donnie’s Story
People in this country must think our family life revolves around sex, which is patently ridiculous. These magazine articles have only added fuel to the fire.
First there was that hilarious Playboy article with the twin centerfolds. Then Cosmo comes out and suddenly my and Deirdre’s naked a...
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by
mrsterygor
on Sep 18, 2017
Erotic Couplings
'A Saturday of Cheerleader Pleasure Ch. 3' is a continuation of 'A Saturday of Cheerleader Pleasure' Chapters 1 and 2. If you have not yet read those stories, I advise doing so before you start to read this story. This is an erotic fantasy. It is a work of fiction. Any characters or events related to real-life people or real-life events is unintentional and...
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by
beavermeater
on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex
Sara had been a cheerleader since junior high school and had been too more sporting events then she cared to remember. She enjoyed football season but could have cared less about basketball and wrestling. Why wrestlers needed cheerleaders had been a question that often raced through her mind as she feigned interest during their meets. After all, who wants to...
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by
AmethystMare
on Apr 23, 2019
NonHuman
This is a short work of erotic fiction containing furry, or anthropomorphic, characters, which are animals that either demonstrate human intelligence or walk on two legs, for the purposes of these tales. It is a thriving and growing fandom in which creators are prevalent in art and writing especially.
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Demise
The Scorpion of Siberia. Everyone in the b...
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by
EnglishTeacher
on Feb 6, 2018
Interracial Love
"What? When did we break the order? A few nights ago? Bullshit. I was the one pushing for enforcement of the ban on targeting civilians. Why would I then target Ueno's kid, especially so quickly? Do I look like I am stupid?" Musashi said, angrily, on the phone.
"I'm the messenger, Yamato-san. Still, the fact remains the kid is dead. Died in the hospital aft...
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by
Orbmansuper
on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Urban Oddballs: Gloomy Bitches
Edited by Thegreat_pretender
It was raining. Puvi looked out the window, arms folded to support her weight as she rested her head against the pane, watching the water run down the glass surface. She placed one ankle behind the other, her skull beaded anklets jangling as she did so. She then yelped as a purple hand came to sla...
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by
BlewWater69
on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish
"Excuse me, sir. Could you spare a dollar or two? I haven't eaten in two days," Carey pleaded.
The tall good looking and well dressed man about to enter the Starbuck's stopped to check out the much smaller woman speaking to him. She was petite, maybe five-four to his six-six stature. She was dirty but otherwise looked cute with brunette hair and blue eyes....
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