Beach Bi_Fun! My name is Sasha. I am a good looking 5ft. 6in. tall thirty year old German blond with perfect 36 C. melons sized breasts and strawberry shaped suckable nipples. I stay in shape by swimming, running at the beach and nude volleyball. All three of my orifices have been offered up to both men and women for their pleasure and mine. I consider myse...
Here is some stuff that I wrote that made me laugh. Hope it does you, too [what the fuck does that mean?]. * I have a great-grandmother, still alive at 92 years old... but we're not close... I owe her money. My attorney wants me to "wait her out." I was a victim of identity theft not too long ago. But the guy turned himself in... He was afraid I'd ruin HI...
Azriel woke up bursting for a pee; after two weeks of working with Nihrae, he'd decided to impress her by stretching his bladder out. He could already hold a lot and started off by drinking as much water and coffee as he possibly could. "You must really like her," observed Arin the night before, smirking while she gathered up the snacks after a round of cam...
Chapter 19: Fantasies Fulfilled? The Year Eight Donnie’s Story People in this country must think our family life revolves around sex, which is patently ridiculous. These magazine articles have only added fuel to the fire. First there was that hilarious Playboy article with the twin centerfolds. Then Cosmo comes out and suddenly my and Deirdre’s naked a...
'A Saturday of Cheerleader Pleasure Ch. 3' is a continuation of 'A Saturday of Cheerleader Pleasure' Chapters 1 and 2. If you have not yet read those stories, I advise doing so before you start to read this story. This is an erotic fantasy. It is a work of fiction. Any characters or events related to real-life people or real-life events is unintentional and...
"What? When did we break the order? A few nights ago? Bullshit. I was the one pushing for enforcement of the ban on targeting civilians. Why would I then target Ueno's kid, especially so quickly? Do I look like I am stupid?" Musashi said, angrily, on the phone. "I'm the messenger, Yamato-san. Still, the fact remains the kid is dead. Died in the hospital aft...
The Misaki situation, on the other hand, never seemed to reach a proper conclusion. Polls in the tabloid press were still nearly dead even for which woman I should marry, and I was seen (much as our raccoon-badger mascot) as the male personification of romance and sex appeal. Misaki and I continued to go on frequent dates together, but still I withheld myse...
Ever since my hockey team and I gangbanged my friend Jessie a few years back, the fate of our squad seemed inexplicably tied to the sexy woman, who was also my long-time obsession. Despite her marriage, Jessie and I had been hooking up for more than five years now when she was in town. Not only was her husband aware -- most of the time -- but often joined me...
Author's note: Tradition would have us believe the night before St. Agnes' Day, January 21, is always bitterly cold. A virgin who says her prayers and goes to bed without supper this night will surely see her future husband in her dreams. With a "tip o' m' hat" to John Keats for inspiring me with THE EVE OF ST. AGNES and Sister R________ for assigning Keats'...
Rosemary Palm looked at the application form and then up at the applicant. The young woman was certainly comely in a slender, aristocratic way but it was that last adjective which disturbed her. Lady Brandywine looked aristocratic because she really was an aristocrat, a cadet member of one of Ankh-Morpork's oldest, richest and most renowned families. So what...