Mash Stories

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M*A*S*H

by itscalledhazing on Aug 27, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Colonel Blake you are forcing me to go over your head!" Margaret Houlihan protested loudly. She was standing in the Colonel's tent alongside Captain Frank Burns. "Listen Margaret, you've been over my head so many times I've got boot prints," the Cononel retorted exasperated. Without missing a beat she sneered back. "I wouldn't have to if you weren't so in...

Torgan Wine Ch. 24

by Isemay on Jun 18, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Many thanks to Todger65 for editing! ***** Isonei was alone and freezing when she woke. Her mouth was dry again, but she could see the teapot still sitting on the table. Gingerly, she rose from the bed, feeling a little dizzy, and made her way to the table sinking into a chair. The teapot was cold and very heavy but she managed to pour some into one of t...

Clarice Meets The Monster

by BJPickle54 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was a 'Thank God it's Friday' moment as Clarice sighed and shut her computer off at 5pm sharp. Her friend Jane had invited her to an early Halloween party that night. Jane wanted Clarice to meet her new neighbor, Tom. Another perfect match', Clarice had thought. I wonder what's wrong with this one. Clarice needed to find a costume and shower before it wa...

Wake Me

by BM6ft4in on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It's raining outside. Your boss is yelling again and your computer is frozen. Out of frustration you leave your desk, head outside to grab something to eat and hail a cab. Despite your heavy coat a chill runs through your body as the winter winds swirl around you. A part of you wonders why you live in this god forsaken town. A cab pulls up to the curb and...

Epiphany At An Epiphany Party

by cd_donna on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Author's note: This is an note to self I am sharing. There is no sex but lots on my own sexuality. I love adventure, but my wife only needs the traditional needs. She knows nothing about any of my sexuality adventures and would divorce me if she did find out about one of the hundreds. ** Dancing with Ladies ** I swing dance socially. I am used to going up...

Good Morning

by Hooded_Mystery on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I walk into your bedroom as you sleep. You are wearing panties and a loose fitting t-shirt. I have on a pair of black boxer briefs. I approach your bed and peel back your covers carefully, so I don't wake you up. I admire your sleeping form. You are sleeping on your side. One arm curled up beneath your breast. The other arm is supporting your beautiful face...

No Nut November

by RottenPines on Apr 1, 2020
Erotic Couplings

If You're Even Thinking Of Doing No Nut November, Listen To This, NOW! [F4M] [Script Offer] [No Nut November] [JOI] [Titty Fuck] [Blowjob] Description: I can't believe this! What were you thinking, agreeing to this, what did you call it? No nut November? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Note: This is a script for an erotic audio —————— Scr...

Melora Ch. 01

by zaaz on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Chapter 1: The Surprise Melora thought we were just going out for a quiet evening. She had been complaining that we didn't get out enough. She'd been saying that things were getting a little boring. That's the way things go sometimes. So tonight, I was going to do something special for her. The evening began benignly enough. Dinner and drinks at a nice res...

The Reset Button

by gregwells1 on Sep 18, 2018
Loving Wives

It was a frank discussion followed by subtle insult and hurt. A weak attempt at make-up sex did little to address the issue. Our kids were older, two in college and one nearly graduated high school. That latter child was around enough to dissuade us from real spontaneity. There was none. Our sex life had grown stale. But following a week of internal grumbli...

Desert Oasis Ch. 02: Squared Up

by WantonSalon on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Apparently I needed less than four or five hours. I woke on the terrace sofa. A warm desert breeze blew over, rustling the towering palms and yuccas. An occasional bird swooped across the villa grounds, chirping as it flew. We slept spooning. My left arm ran along her side then plunged at the elbow, draping over her abdomen, my hand burrowed between her ri...