"Even Mickey enjoys the opera, don't ya, boy?" Mickey's father asked. "Of course, pa." He replied and then chomped on a forkful of mashed potatoes. Mickey Jenkins did enjoy the opera, but what he looked forward to the most was the formality of the affair. Wearing a tuxedo made him feel mature, a younger version of his dashing father. But the most important...
I've been married for 20 years. It didn't take my wife Tammy and I too long to figure out that I had a much stronger sex-drive than she did. Frankly I have thoughts of sex about 5 times an hour and my wife has the same thoughts about once every 5 days. I'm sure it is a rare occurrence when two married people have the exact same desired level for sex. The way...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
For the past two years, my daughter Julie has been dating a young man named Tom. Tom is a clean-cut boy, a football star at their high school and really handsome. At the age of 18, Tom was two years older than my daughter and always seemed more physically mature than my beautiful baby-girl. One day when I was cleaning Julie's room, I came across her diary....
NOTE: Well, it's certainly been a while. I apologize for the enormous gap in stories, but hopefully I haven't lost my touch yet. As always, if you have any feedback, comments, or requests/suggestions, please let me know in the comments below. Enjoy! -- The sun hung low in the sky as Peter rapped his knuckles against the large wooden door. It was a warm sum...
Pills Pink pills change males to females. Blue pills change females to males. Purple pills (X-Trans) change males or females into transgenders, can be combined with pink or blue. X-Change (Formula subject to change) Acquired from unlicensed "street" vendors. Changed (defective/in testing) formula. Cheapest. High pregnancy risk. Can lead to mental a...
It took Ben Shermer a few seconds to realize after he walked in the door, because she was wearing what appeared to be a rather expensive appearing wig. Plus when she looked up at him, the automatic smile on her face turned to one of shock, then she attempted to slip partially behind the woman standing beside her. Ben was on his way home, and decided at the...
Chester and I had been texting each other all day, so it was no surprise to me when he ripped my underwear from beneath my dress before we said, "Hello." As he bent me over the couch and licked my pussy, I began to regret my decision to give into the forces of society. Every time his tongue touched my clit I wondered if it would be the last time I would be...
I don't remember exactly when I met Molly. I had stopped off for the night in Des Moines on a long coast-to-coast haul It was a long night, with lots of drinks, and the earliest I can remember we were chatting like old friends. She was one of those girls with no barriers: everything she thought came straight through her mouth, and she had kind of a dirty min...