You've seen me hundreds of times. You've seen me at the grocery store You've seen me at church. You've even passed right by me as you walked down the sidewalk and you never even nodded in my direction. At some point in the past 48 years it seems I've become invisible. It wasn't always this way. In my younger years (I hope you'll forgive my immodesty) both...
My husband and I went to our favorite country western club last Saturday and we ran into a woman who I had met at work a few months back during training. Brenda invited us to their table and we all got acquainted better. She introduced us to Art, her husband, and introduced Scott to them. Scott was immediately infatuated with Brenda's exposed tanned round br...
The next day I arrived at the office with a quickening heartbeat. Soon, the young bride-to-be Maddie was due for her appointment. Yesterday our session with her hubby-to-be was a thrill, and I hope he felt the same. Little did he know that our "counseling" had no basis in honorable practice, but I felt that what he taught him would be valuable. It certainly...
SEX PARODY CAST : JAMES (ME) SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS) MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS) MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD) I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
"Nigga check that fucken ride that just pulled in." the black teenager laughed elbowing his friend, his shorts damn near around his knees. "Be a sweet set of wheels to jack." agreed his equally youthful teenage friend checking out the ruby red Mercedes AMG GT Coupe. "That nigga gotta be 200 grand easy." "Fuck the car, check out the bitch driving it!" the f...
I tried to get to the loo without waking Shirley, tiptoeing past her, as she lay breathing softly on the sofa. But the flushing toilet disturbed her slumber, and I heard her whisper, "What time is it Rob?" I stopped in mid stride, feeling slightly awkward, dressed only in my boxers. "Just after four-thirty, I think, Shirley. Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you...
Chapter Four: Chantel, Fitting Into Her New Lifestyle. Master Holt says, as the two of them walk out from the elevator on the 2nd floor, "This will be the floor that you will begin your life in servitude to us Chantel. Lets go find your head maid Penny and then get you to your room." Chantel grows more and more resigned to this new life as she see's a very...
As my college year came to a close, an email from Mrs. Cunningham asked me to be part of the summer community production of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." She wrote, "Your skills made our last production such a success, and we thought that you might enjoy helping us plan and stage this play, and perhaps you might act in it, too." The choice of play...
Sam and Britt were mortified, she had seen it all. She had seen every last detail and disappeared as quietly and quickly as she had come. Now that she had, they had no idea what would happen next. One thing was sure though, Meredith had gotten an eyeful. It was a normal evening for the young couple, dinner and then watching a movie up in Britt's room on her...
WARNING : FREAK FUCKING INCEST PARODY... FULL ON SLEAZY ASS PERVERTED HEDONISTIC DEBAUCHERY RUN WILD... IT'S DEPRAVED AND DIRTY TO THE MAX... IT'S FICTION... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT'S FILTHY AS FUCK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS STORY : AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE FREAKIEST AND HORNIEST FAMILY EVER... MY FUCKED UP SLEAZY SEX FILLED LIFE FOR YOU TO ENJOY... BUCKLE UP....