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Sex Talk with Kathie Lee and Hoda Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck and suck parody. "Hey there everyone. You know what time it is... Its Sex Talk time!!" Hoda screamed out. It was time for she and Kathie Lee's top rated segment, where they talk sex, with a guest. "Yes it is, please welcome our guest today, Andrea Mitchell!!" Kathie Lee said excitedly. Andrea came out dressed in a black turtleneck blouse, bla...

Sex Talk with Kathie Lee and Hoda Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Aug 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series starring Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb... It's about them spicing up their show with a new segment, Sex Talk... This segment's guest is Nina Hartley... Enjoy *** I was sitting in my girlfriend, Kathie Lee Gifford's dressing room, watching her show, rubbing my cock. She and her co host, Hoda Kotb,...

Gettin' Freaky with Nancy Pelosi

by DickThePimp on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freak Fucking Sex Parody I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty...

Juggfuckers Joy Behar

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted big titty fuck parody... It ain't real "Hey there everyone... I'm supermodel Kate Upton. I'm here to introduce my husband's latest sleazy sex adventure... Juggfuckers Joy Behar. As you probably know, James is not only my husband, but he's also my cousin. We love sleazy sex... and perverted sleazy sex even more." Kate is nude and she star...

My Freaky Life 02

by DickThePimp on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...

Spence The Pornstar Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Dec 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted fuck parody... It ain't real "Here Spence... Rub oil on Kathie Lee's back." Kim handed Spence the baby oil. My aunt Kathie Lee Gifford was staying with us for a week. She had heard about me making Spence into a pornstar. She always thought Spence was nice... but a little creepy. Kim was filming the massage Spence was giving my aunt... ju...

Face Blasters ESPN

by DickThePimp on Jan 28, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FACIAL FUCK PARODY I've been having a wonderful time running ESPN. I was hired by Disney to revamp the Worldwide Leader In Sports. I already had an idea of the inner workings of the cable giant. I have a couple of fuck buddies here... Linda Cohn and Maria Taylor... and my girlfriend Sarah Spain. I knew what I needed to do, to jack up ra...

Gretchen Carlson Sex Toy

by DickThePimp on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy freaky fucktacular sex parody... It ain't real. I was standing on an elevator with my girl, Kathie Lee Gifford... and Gretchen Carlson. The former Miss America, turned news chick, turned female justice warrior, was standing in front of us. She was wearing a green turtleneck blouse and tight black mini skirt and black heels. She was wearing...

Goin' Down with Kathie Lee

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky elevator fuck parody... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was standing in the back of the large elevator looking at her. She had on a fur coat. Yeah, she's a stuck up bitch. She had the dark celebrity shades on too. Tight jeans, a white tank top, no bra, she knew she was hot. So did my hard fucking cock. It tented out my pants. She was ignoring me...

My Fucked Up Freaky Life Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....