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THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE SECOND EDITION OF MY OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN SERIES... IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH CELEBRITIES AND PORNSTARS WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... THIS ONE STARS SERENA AND VENUS WILLIAMS OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN Ch...
Pure Pleasure Parody "Are you gonna be in San Francisco long?" Nancy Pelosi asks... putting her diamond earrings back on. I finish my rum and coke...still in bed. Nancy's on the other side, fully dressed... red pantsuit, beige blouse and heels. "Nah... just here for you. I made a special trip for you." "Awww...that's sweet. Thank you James. I know how po...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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During the summer of 1987 I was 23 years old, serving with the British army in Germany, and I was going through a crisis. Looking back the crisis wasn't so severe. I was in the twilight zone of having a normal life one day, and a totally changed existence the next. I'd inherited a large sum of money. It was a sum large enough to mean that I didn't need to w...
For the full story, you may wish to read Part 1... Of course, you may choose not to. Either way, I hope you enjoy the work that follows. In the weeks following Madison's seduction of the girl he slowly and patiently groomed her for the sordid work he had planned. Surprisingly, Selena was proving to be quite amenable to the situation so far. Madison had broa...
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It's a fuck parody... It ain't real "Why is this bitch here James? You know I hate her. She took my job and she's a puny little twat." Kathie Lee asks me... upset she's sitting mere feet from her arch enemy. "Puny little twat? Where'd you learn that one grandma?" Kelly... pissed off. "Why would you wanna fuck her anyway? She's a walking STD advertisemen...
THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...