At Patty and Selma's apartment they receive a mysterious package marked as "Sublimal message sound machine? a group of figures in the shadows open the package revealing that inside there is a gun that has a keyboard on its back, a small computer screen a feminine but raspy voice pulls out the instruction manual and reads: "Step 1: Type Command _ /...
"Thank you once again God for making today such a super-diddly-duper day and Let's make sure the rest of the week is absolutely brilliant. Amen." Ned finished his evening half an hour prayer and began to prepare to go to bed, he made sure the pictures of Maude and Edna were perfectly symmetrical to each other and he looked out of his window to once...
Counseling; Chapter 3, an erotic tale by AchtungNight. Celebs: Evan Rachel Wood, Jodie Foster (lookalike). Codes: FF, oral, romance, voy. Standard disclaimer- This story is a satirical fantasy. It is fictional, even though its plot and characters are based on real events and people. All characters based on real people are fictionalized. All celebrities i...
Adam Stephens was President of Stephens Christian Normal School. He had been a professor for five years, but became President only six months ago, following the death of his father. There were a total of 30 students enrolled to become teachers. More than two-thirds of the students were single women, and the balance were young unmarried men. The ages of the s...
Maude 4: Initiation Introduction If you like the feel of soft wool against your skin, and the idea of a mature lady ordering you about, to do things you wouldn't otherwise dream of, then Maude could be for you. She was for me! Maude lived in the suburbs of a town in southern England, and all names in the stories have been changed to protect our identities....
"How about you come round tomorrow night - about 8pm - and the address is on my card. I've got another friend coming round too, so it could be quite a busy night. And bring that cardy you bought last week - it might get cold later on. Now," and she rang in the till, "that'll be £10 for the donation plus £5 for the cleaning - £15 in all, thank you very much."...
*DISCLAIMER* I always like to throw these disclaimers onto stories about celebrities or other real people who are not myself: I in no way speak for these women (or men if men are included in later installments) or reflect their views in any way. For the sake of my erotic parody being somewhat believable I will attempt to mimic these ladies' personas but coul...
All Together Now The rest of the group, hearing the commotion, gathered around. Robert and Joan merely stared at each other with questioning looks. Only Roxanne, whose wine glass was mostly empty already, and who'd had a significant amount to drink at the restaurant, had the balls to speak up. "So, who's fucking who?" "Roxanne," Brad admonished in a repr...
One Night in Canby Canby, Oregon June 3rd Something wet dripped onto my forehead. I slapped at it sleepily, kept my eyes closed and dug deeper into the blankets. Dripping again. Forehead, then cheek. I shuffled out of the way and it turned into a stream. Cracking my eyes open I saw my eighteen-year-old son standing by the side of my bed, dick in his hand,...
It was my wife's birthday and for a surprise I had sent airline tickets to her best friend Maude and Maude's husband Claude. They flew in from Kansas City and I had a rental car reserved for them and they were sitting at the kitchen table when Amber got home from work. The surprise was total and Amber's grin got even bigger when I told her that I had dinner...