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Meaning of Man Talk

by Robski on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

What men say isn’t always what they mean; and I should know, I am one! The list that follows gives you an insight into the mind of us sex crazed beings known simply as…men! We say: I love you. We mean: Get your knickers off; I’ve just got time for a quick one! We say: Sorry about that, I got a little over excited. We mean: I came, that’s all I’m wor...

The Correct Use of Buy/By/Bye

by R. Richard on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Buy may be used as a transitive verb. Bought, buying, buys Buy may mean to acquire in exchange for money or its equivalent, to purchase. "They were able to Buy supplies at a good price." Buy may mean to be capable of purchasing. "Money will not Buy some of the better things in life." Buy may mean to acquire by exchange, trade or sacrifice. "The Israelis w...

The Correct Use of Affect/Effect

by R. Richard on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Affect, used as a verb means to have an influence on or to make a change in. Affect, used as a noun, describes a feeling or emotion. Effect means to bring about, to initiate. Usage: Affect and effect seem to be close in meaning, but there are significant differences. Affect means to influence. Thus, "Storage in a high temperature and high humidity environ...

The Soldier's Wife

by TRYTSTYN on Dec 31, 2018
Loving Wives

The Soldier's Wife. Just a quick flash story for fun. This is a new attempt at writing for me in a different style told from the point of view of the wife. A poor, defenseless, soldier's wife who is being blackmailed into sex at the office. All the usual restrictions apply. Copyright 2018 all rights reserved to me. No sex in this one as usual I don't do sex...

Seinfeld Visits Literotica

by MacDuke on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Did you ever wonder about those extra buttons that come with suits and sport coats? You know the ones in a little plastic bag in the inside pocket? I mean what's that all about? Does the tailor think we can't find a small black plastic replacement button costing one penny when we need one? I mean you all have a special drawer in your armoire with all these s...

Banality: No Guilty

by Tiberius_Daniel on Jul 14, 2020
Loving Wives

Claude Look, I'm not at fault, I'm sure if it wasn't me it was another ...I mean, that woman is a tease, so it was to be ... Guilty is her husband who didn't choose better. I didn't break their marriage, it was a sham from the start. What was between us? Only sex. Why is it good to have mistresses at my age? Because a mistress allows me to take Viagra....

A Lover's Pronouncement

by sweetnpetite on Sep 12, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Dear Lover, There are many reasons that I say I love you. Many times I use it as a shorthand when I mean so much more. Let me try to tell you some of the things I mean when I say those three special words. Sometimes when we’re fighting or bickering, I say, “I love you,” and it means, “I love you and I’m sorry.” When I’m teasing and it starts to elevate, I...

At the Zoo

by Decayed Angel on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I'm not sure exactly why I'm telling you this... I mean, I'm odd, you know that, if I wasn't I wouldn't be talking to you. Well sure, I'd talk to you otherwise, but not under these circumstances. No, no... I do consider you a friend, a damn good friend, it's just... well, I don't really talk about this with anyone. I haven't talked about this with anyone ot...

Summer Hire Ch. 05

by brentaden on Sep 11, 2017
BDSM

Decision "So we didn't say anything more. We got back to his house, and I didn't really say goodbye or anything. I just kept on walking up to where I'd left my car and drove away." Melissa looked up from her unfinished bottle of beer, which had grown warm while she told Malcolm about her day with Erik. Shame and sadness tempered her voice. She did feel a li...

Kristie Goes on a Diet

by tripleflip on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Okay, so like when I started junior college, I had been kinda sorta wild that summer, like not skating or dancing. I hung out at the lake and ate burgers and fries, and the only exercise I was getting was Kung Fu and going to the pistol range with dad, so I had gotten kinda heavy. Now, I'm like 5'1, and I was like, 110, which isn't exactly tubby, even on m...