A minivan. Kelly couldn't believe it when they told her at the counter that she was going to be driving around all weekend in a minivan. Normally she wouldn't have cared, a fact that was painfully obvious by the absolute piece of shit that got her to and from college each day. The car was a heap of random parts, countless minor fixes, mismatched paint jobs a...
It was a sunny summer afternoon and Kelly was sitting around the house bored while her husband was off taking care of some work related errors. They had been planning to go out to dinner and dancing tonight, something they had not done in a long time. As Kelly pondered what she was going to wear tonight she realized she really didn't have a thing in the clos...
With deepest apologies to the band The Offspring. This story popped into my head while enjoying their song 'Self Esteem' and it wouldn't leave me alone till I wrote it down. I hope you enjoy it. * Colin listened to the phone ring and ring. He was sure he was going to get Shelia's voice mail, but at the last minute she answered. "Hello?" "Hey Shelia, its...
This is a parody... It is not real *** Kelly Ripa was sitting at her desk, on the phone with a network executive, talking about a future network special. "Yeah yeah, make sure the money's right. I'm a big star and I expect to be paid accordingly." Kelly was haggling over money, while her male secretary, Jeffrey, was on his knees eating her beautiful, clean...
Before he was "Hollywood Jim" in Los Angeles, he was a geeky kid with a funny nickname in the Connecticut suburbs . And before he had numerous starlets as friends, he had various girlfriends. Here then are the "Adventures of Hollywood Jim-The Early Years" This dream night with Kelly and Rose was only getting better. I had just exploded thanks to Kelly's...
A Fictional story from Skodaw * My name is Jack West; I am 22 years old. I arrived in London about three months ago, since then I have found somewhere to live and a job, I started in a local bar a couple of months ago. I originally come from Chester, but a couple of months ago I took a job in Jersey on the Channel Islands, the job stank and I walked out....
Sorry for the long delay in chapters; lots going on. If you haven't read the previous two chapters I suggest doing so for context. Also, if you do not like interracial stories or cheating wives, you probably shouldn't read any further. While feedback, including critical, is welcome, I will delete anything that is racist or just angry about the themes I list...
My wife Paula and I have been married for 20 years. Our story beings right after the last child left the nest and Paula just turned 45. This was the second marriage for both of us. We met when we were in our late 30s and have been happily married ever since. I felt like the luckiest guy in the world to land Paula. To describe her I would say she closely r...
When John got home he was drained after a very long week at work. All he wanted to do was have something to eat and then go to bed. When he walked through the front door he saw his wife Kelly from behind as she walked from the living room into the kitchen. She was wearing a little black dress. John went to the kitchen and found Kelly writing a note. Kelly st...
As Kelly Evans drove home from work she was trying to think of a place where she and her husband John could go for their 5th anniversary dinner. She hated making last minute plans, but the last two weeks had been so hectic for her at work that she had even forgotten to get John a gift. When Kelly walked through the front door she was immediately struck by t...