Note - Completely made up tale of loved people, no financial gain has been made. ***** Ray had a late morning in the bed of Kaley Cuoco, the star of the hit tv show 'The Big Bang Theory.' He had flown all the way from London to meet his favourite actress, and he had been entertained by her in more ways than one. Truly a dream come true for the Englishman...
Melissa came into my office for our scheduled meeting. I've been Melissa Rauch's agent for years. We know just about everything about each other. Or so I thought. Melissa's a cutie, that's for sure. I'd even go so far as to say she's beautiful. Her 36-27-35 curves are accentuated by her tiny five-foot frame, making her look even more curvaceous than she alre...
Note- Totally fictional tale I dreamed up and not based on actual real events. Kaley Cuoco arrived home with just about the biggest grin on her face. Despite being two thousand bucks out of pocket she dumped her shopping on the kitchen counter and hopped about like a kid and clapped her hands with glee. Her long silky blonde hair was in a ponytail which bo...
Note- this tall yarn never took place in real life, I made it all up. ***** Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch had just dined in the wonderful steakhouse in the Circus Circus Casino on Las Vegas Boulevard. The elegant diner was old Vegas and had dark walls and booths, and the waiters were second to none. It was eerily quiet considering just outside there were m...
Melissa Rauch came to me, as her agent, about a year ago with an idea for a film. Possibly a series of films. She wanted to remake some of the old classic porn films and update them. The thinking was you can get away with a lot more today than you could back then and still get an "R" rating. She thought with today's technology and discreet camera angles and...
Melissa Rauch and I, her agent, had rewritten the classic porn movie Deep Throat and were in the process of filming. Per Melissa's demands, not only was she not using "stunt" doubles for the multiple sex scenes, she was truly performing the sexual act in an effort to make it as real as possible for the audience. She wanted it written specifically so that, un...
Note- Not a true story but an invention of my own, any resemblance to real persons purely coincidental. ***** The Sybian of course was designed as a masturbation device for the stimulation and pleasure of women. The inventor realised that the woman in a superior seated upright position was the best for her orgasm. The barrel shaped saddle seat contains an...
Note- This fictional story is only based on actual persons and events related here never took place. I have never been to the club myself, so some details may be different to the real thing. ***** Kaley Cuoco had gushed for over a week about Club Joi on East Jefferson in Los Angeles and had eagerly filled out the simple membership online and had gotten a w...
After dinner, I smiled and told wifey I had to make a phone call. I shuffled to my home office and sat down in front of the computer as I gave my colleague a call. We compared notes and double-checked our strategy for an upcoming negotiation meeting. Once I was satisfied that we were prepared for the next day, I finished the call. Wifey was already in the f...
Mid-April 2013 was like most other mid-Aprils. I was finishing another year as production assistant on "The Big Bang Theory" -- only this time, the last day of shooting fell on my birthday. So it was a bitter sweet day all around as the cast and crew left for summer break -- only this time, two of them stuck around with me. Having worked on the show for fou...