Mentally Retarded Stories

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A Double Dose

by HughMungus1 on Jan 29, 2020
Humor & Satire

A COUPLE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL "So many of the women in swing clubs spread easier than Skippy Smooth." ― Anonymous Her tits were bigger — and more interesting to me — than the recent demise of American Top 40 DJ Casey Kasem. Hence, I grabbed those babies with as much glee as a shoplifter does merchandise, in a convenience store sporting no security...

Jack the Magic Dragon 01

by Wasupdoggy on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"Fuuuuuuck" moaned Jack who again, woke up to a (what he thought) horrible day. Jack was a 27 year old dragon, yeah that's right, DRAGON. Well he wasn't 27 more like 2600. He was born in as the 6th 'child' in his family in the some of the last years of the dragons rule. He choose 27 as his body because it was the prime of his dragon AND human life. Enough of...

Adicto

by HughMungus1 on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire

"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root." ― Henry David Thoreau Squirt fountained from the nude BBW beneath me and onto the semen-stained, concrete wall behind her boyfriend's head. "I need to start carrying some sort of to-go cup to these events," I thought to myself, "perhaps a Tupperware container." In o...

Lust in Space

by jamie on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Part One: "A Penny for Your Thoughts…" Will Robinson watched his older sister Judy unzip her Jupiter Two uniform and shrug it off her shoulders and down her slender arms. He couldn’t believe his luck - after 30 years in space he was finally going to see a naked female. And even if it was only his sister, there was no doubt that Judy was a spectacular girl....

My Mother's Bed

by Perlita on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I can't believe I just had sex in my mother's bed. Kevin is beside me, sleeping. He always sleeps after sex. The sheets are a mess and I'll have to wash them before my mother gets back. I have a few days, but have an irrational fear of her returning before planned. Across from me, on the wall, is a portrait of my mother that she had taken during her "wild"...

Snuff/Skin Flick

by manyeyedhydra on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Horror

"Whatcha got?" Frank Kerman asked. "Snuff flick... possibly," Bob Yorke replied. He held up a jiffy envelope that was a bilious beige colour. 'Snuff/Skin Flick' was written on the side in black marker pen. "Fake... almost certainly," Frank said. "I know, I know," Bob said. "You know what the young uns are like. I keep telling them over and over—snuff fil...

A Touch of Death Ch. 08

by Wine_Maker on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The man dropped to his knees beside me and held up his car keys. That confused me until a white light shot out of it and blinded me. He tilted my head from one side to the other. "I don't see a wound, operator." he said with more than a little panic in his voice. "What do I do?" He listened to the answer and leaned over me. "Miss? Where are you hurt?" I r...

Plan B

by masterfeedlarry on Dec 12, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Beverly was psyched. She'd been waiting for this opportunity for a little over two years; that's how long it took her to get her body back into shape after giving birth to a beautiful baby girl. She wiped the condensation from the bathroom mirror and admired her new body. Gliding her hands over her toned tummy, she was thankful that the daily applications of...

Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 05

by Angelique Bouchette on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks...

Tumultuous Politics of the Backseat

by SexyJennaInk on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Please Help Me Negotiate The Tumultuous Politics of The Backseat "I said some of that," he stated softly, hesitantly. "Are you going to lambaste me for it or may I live?" He fidgeted anxiously with his bottle of Budweiser, then nervously turned his soulful brown orbs to her own, equally chocolate gems. She shrugged and took a quick swig from the long neck...