Dear Shoeblossom-- They call me Earl the Pearl, and I've got the hottest used car lot in Laramie. "Earl the Pearl, I sell you no lemons." I had to sell myself early... Because of course you're always selling yourself, the product doesn't really matter. My old man was a bum, and when I went out, say to the movies, he'd tell me "If you have enough to go to...
In the block of flats where I used to live, our family was friendly with an old guy that lived a few doors down. I used to visit him fairly regularly for a cup of tea and a laugh. He always told the dirtiest jokes I'd ever heard. One morning my Mum told me that he'd had a nasty fall down the stairs and I should go see him to cheer him up. Later, I knocked on...
I know many people think of Kim Kardashian as vapid and inane but all I can see is a beautiful sexy woman. When I heard they were looking for an unpaid assistant for her reality TV show I applied and actually got the job. Seeing as I'm unskilled and unpaid you can imagine that I was nothing but a gofer and that's all right because it gave me a chance to be a...
My first day as a correctional officer was to say the least an eye opener. I had been told by a former co-worker, whom had actually been incarcerated, what to expect. Like the fact that all the inmates would try to get over on me in some way. They would try their best to get me to do something that would eventually give them something to hold over my head so...
Author's Note: While writing my true life story entitled "Her Name Was Ann", I began thinking about another older woman I had had an affair with when I was a teenager. So I figured I'd write a story about that relationship as well. So many years have passed that I forget the names of some of the folks in my stories; people who I swore I'd never forget, and t...
The following morning, Elunara was led to the throne room as she sketched. Looking up, she smiled. "Ah, Grommash, I am quite pleased with my selection last night." She winked at Lorros, who stood off to the side, trying to not meet her gaze. "I have information you will want." "Spill it, elf." She held up a small map. "In Talador, there's a small outpost...
Well, I am the most liberal guy on this planet, ain't no doubt! James is the guy that saved my life, hell I would be dead except for him, and there is no doubt about that at all. I was underwater, this guy climbed inside my Corvette and held my head above water for more than an hour while rescue arrived... Just a stupid damn wreck, they all are... That shou...
This is an absolutely true story about me and my wife Jan that I think is so good that I have to pass it on, my wife and I enjoy an extremely good sex life, there may be times were we don't do it everyday but when we do it is awesome. I think either we both really turn each other on or we are both fast cummers. When we have sex it is always 15-30 minutes, no...
I kneel, knees spread wide, hands resting on my thighs, palms up. I wear only my panties and a loose white t-shirt. "Bless me, Daddy, for I have sinned," I say. "I seek forgiveness." He looks down on me, hands on his hips. He does not smile. "What did you do?" I look down, turning my head away from him and to the side. Daddy bends and reaches down, gras...
Duncan Cyrus, age 20, Landlady My first apartment. I feel peace here. It's a two bedroom and one bath with a kitchen and dining area. How do I afford it? A job of course, my parents help out, and I get discounts by supplying my landlady the necessary fulfillment. When I first arrived to look at the apartment I admit it had me at first sight. The size, th...