A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. Hi, I'm Paul, the host of this party. Welcome. Come in. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen, plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, includin...
A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. Hi, I'm Paul, the host of this party. Welcome. Come in. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen, plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, includin...
Matilda(played by Natasha Henstridge) was an attractive 44 year old divorced heterosexual upper middle class blonde. She was 5 ft 10 tall well built and well endowed(very large breasts). Although she was chubby, her body was beautifully proportioned because of her height. She have gained weight over the years, but she carried that chubbiness well. She never...
Hi Wako's I was going to just post a comment about the story "John Carter". After typing for a while I found myself getting carried away with my comment. I then decided to post it as a humor-satire story. I asked for H2Owader's permission. This is the email I sent to H2O; Dear H20wader ©, I love your screen name. If I used WaterWader, would that be an in...
Author's Note: So it's been a long time since I last posted. This story began in 2015, was edited by GaiusPetronius through the first half or more, and recently, I finished it and have self-edited the last bit. Hopefully it still flows. Any errors are, of course, mine. All characters engaged in sexual acts are, as always, over the age of 18. Anything i...
Jon is walking disgracefully towards his house. He faced the biggest insult of his life. All because of Julie, woman who lives in the next house. ---- Jon is 26 year old black man. He is a midget with a height little over 3 foot. He works for a local firm. For more than a year he is living here in the countryside. Even though it is a colony full of white p...
ONE The maitre'd's eyes opened as the hostess escorted the woman with her child into Tollozo's. My God, that's the tallest woman I've ever seen, Felix thought to himself. Tall, REAL tall, blonde and quite stacked...but her kid is in a classy suit...no that can't be a kid, he's balding...he's a fuckin' midget! Oh, yeah...that's Ambrose Gunn, I'm wearing...
Alice landed hard, but not as hard as she had anticipated. The surface gave slightly, like an enormous vaginal sponge then sprung back to send her flying upwards again. Three times she bounced, each time her arms and legs flailing like a marionette until eventually she settled momentarily. "Oh no, fuck no!" She realized she was sliding. The surface had se...
"Tell me, what do you know about midgets?" That's the last thing my wife asked before we called it a night after giving Thomas the brush off. "I wonder if a midget has a regular dick or in proportion to their body. I think they could have a regular dick or a big dick, for that matter. That would be interesting to have a big dick pounding into me and this lit...
Josh walked around the wax museum where he worked as a security guard. It was quiet at night and he talked to the statues as he made his rounds. It was a dark and stormy night. The rain pounded down on the metal roof and lightning lit the dimly lit room from the windows in the main lobby. “Hello my pet. You look lovely tonight.” Josh kissed the statue of A...