I hope that you are reading this for purely comedic purposes. I hope that you haven't found yourself in yet another situation where my expertise in surviving the extreme going to be of some use to you but if you are reading this for your own survival my prayers are with you and I'll skip the morality tale until the end of this guide because you need to know...
Disclaimer: All the brands mentioned are not mine. Do not sue me. *:*:*:*:* "Izzy, we're ready to start the photo shoot." Izabel Garcia finished fiddling with her already immaculately made up face to the photo shoot's director, Max Ryder, who was standing at the door, waiting for her. "Well then, let's go." She stood beside Max and they walked shoulder t...
You are a penniless citizen in the kingdom of Gradrod. You are currently living in a large poor house with over twenty other people, taking odd jobs from the farms and plantations outside the kingdom's walls and barely making any money. You have always wanted to be an adventurer, but never knew where to look for treasure and even if you found a spot, it's us...
Ella sat around at the party, examining the many people that came in through the doors. There was only one reason she was at the party, and that was to see Denny Olvarios. She had loved him since she was in eighth grade, when she was more awkward. Ella had sat next to Denny for a few months in her English and Reading class, but her teacher had moved her to t...
By suppertime, we were settled into our suite at Caesar's Atlantic City Casino. We took a shower together and then laid down for a short nap before tackling supper and the casino. We had decided that we both had "headaches" and sex would be the last thing on our minds that night so we took it easy on each other and enjoyed the respite. After our naps we fou...
Note: If you can read a piece of writing literally, it isn't literature. They named this site Literotica for a reason. (Truth! Give or take a lie or two. How could I write a disclaimer for this story, an Idiot's vision of a Literotica Author's Convention. We're all fighting to be first in line for the Smithsonian's new Freaks Galore Wing. ) Harvey? What's...
A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. Hi, I'm Paul, the host of this party. Welcome. Come in. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen, plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, includin...
A/N: No porn in this one, just the dreaded plot rearing its ugly head. If you are looking for the a quick and dirty fix you have to go to previous chapters. ---------------- The gusting north wind carries the battle songs of the war band to them as Pike tightens the straps of her cuirass. Grog leans on his great-axe, scratching his beard and smiling into...
This part includes a short homosexual segment in order to reestablish the Warden deviant nature. If that offends you please skip: HOMO to HOMO End. She was s the first to be called with two other slaves she had lashed in the Madam's office plus one more. They were neck chained together outside the cell block and marched off. She knew this was not for the...
"So, other Me, I thought you were going away for good." Cameron Scott of the new nickname Lightmare leaned on the massive dining table facing his opposing self, the Dark Angel with vampire DNA that was reborn in his image. Two Cameron's for the price of one. Both essentially good yet the Angel had his devious moments. His ideas his own. yet filled with a he...